The archive
297 posts across 2009–2013.
2013
2012
September
July
- Jul 25I Didn't Want To Play EVE Anyways
- Jul 18Bigotry and Hate Speech in Eve Online
- Jul 17I Wanna Be Where the Victims Are
- Jul 15CANCELED: Suicide-gank Contest (Blame CCP)
- Jul 15Thukk You, Frill Me: Sucide Gank Raffle Details
- Jul 11Faction Warfare and Bad Ideas
- Jul 10Jita Lag Still Sucks
- Jul 01Thukk You, Frill Me: The Vagabond Protest
June
May
April
March
- Mar 27Please Excuse Our Mess
January
2011
December
November
October
- Oct 28Changes
- Oct 25Do We Need Tier-3 Battlecruisers?
- Oct 24The Curious Case of the DPC
- Oct 22Winter Expansion Poll
- Oct 22Ice Miners Go Boom
- Oct 21That's a lot of stuff to promise
- Oct 20CCP Layoffs Discussion, Continued: WoD Must Die
- Oct 19CCP Layoffs: Do players share responsibility?
- Oct 19CCP To Lay Off 20% Of Staff
- Oct 16Fixing High-Security Wars
- Oct 12An All-In-One Guide to Ninja Salvaging
- Oct 06The Economics of Ice Mining
- Oct 06He Didn't Get The Memo
- Oct 05I'm not a Goon, I just play one on TV
- Oct 04Podcast 'Even Eve', Episode 1: A Shot In The Eye From Vladimir Putin
- Oct 01Incursions: The Two Minute Review
September
August
July
June
- Jun 30Industry? You Carebear!
- Jun 26Pay2Win Scandal - Signs of Life
- Jun 25Potential Eve Alternative: Perpetuum?
- Jun 24CCP's Internal Memo
- Jun 23"Greed is Good" Pay2Win Scandal Update
- Jun 23Incarna News Roundup
- Jun 22End of Eve?
- Jun 22CapVerfex and Zylien Luzifer Give CNRs, Deadspace Loot, and 500M to Paul Clavet
- Jun 21Review: Incarna. Also: Where's Paul?
- Jun 18Macro Miners and Some Ideas
May
April
- Apr 08Reader Mail: Xanral
- Apr 04Reader Mail: MultiVersal
March
February
January
- Jan 31Limbizquit Loses Faction-Fit Vargur, 500M Ransom to Paul Clavet
- Jan 30Flying New, Old Flags
- Jan 30From the Mailbag: Ronin Noble's First Gank
- Jan 29Video Goodness
- Jan 26Paul Clavet’s First Three Hulk Ganks
- Jan 25Griefer Assinment #1 Completed by Joe Intaki
- Jan 24Gunbuster Rono donates his Apocalypse Navy Issue to Jerks
- Jan 24Boomer2674 and Po Mofo Have a Bad Day
- Jan 21Tearful Taste: Gargonis
- Jan 20Griefer Assignment: Gank Three Hulks, Win A PLEX!
- Jan 05Going The Distance: Myrmidon kill
- Jan 01Graphs Are Nifty!
2010
December
- Dec 28Uh Oh, I Got Someone Upset!
- Dec 24Christmas Gift: Death of a Rattlesnake
- Dec 22The Longest Route - Winners and Results
- Dec 18How To Choose A System For Ninja Salvage
- Dec 17Tearful Taste: Sandman 1000
- Dec 17Behind the Scenes: COUNTER-RETORT
- Dec 14psyphirus likes to throw away ISK - fine by me
- Dec 14Make Some ISK, Expand Our Knoweldge
- Dec 01Carebear Psychology: Parental Abuse
November
October
- Oct 18CCP Finally Doin' It Right
- Oct 15In which Capt. is a moron.... again.
- Oct 12The Kind-of Butterfly Effect
- Oct 11Heartbeat
- Oct 06I'll Be Back
September
- Sep 21Slow Posting
- Sep 14Updated POS Value Calculator
- Sep 11Abusing Concord For Fun and Profit
- Sep 01Keep Those POS Reports Coming
August
- Aug 31Dishonorable Mentions: Instant Billionare
- Aug 29Mixed Griefer Fleet Suicide Ganks 30B+ BearBoat
- Aug 25Blog Banter #20 - Griefing in EVE
- Aug 24Tearful Taste: Kampfpanzer
- Aug 23Details, Details, Details
- Aug 22POS Value Calculator
- Aug 22Jerks Reader Participation Reminders
- Aug 22How To Quickly Find An Offline POS
- Aug 20Tearful Taste: Alcina Eva
- Aug 19Offline POS Takedown Nets 1.55 Billion ISK
- Aug 17Playing the Spy – A guide to Corporate Theft in EVE
- Aug 17Plan B: Always the best.
- Aug 16CCP: Aggro Extension is a Bug. Just say it.
- Aug 15Why I Do Not Live In 0.0
- Aug 15Ask a Jerk: Infiltration Alts, Buddy Invites, and API
- Aug 14When All Else Fails, Use Denial
- Aug 13The Little Things Matter
- Aug 13How To Make 900M In One Day
- Aug 12CCP: Lose your ship to a ninja? Here's your ship back.
- Aug 11When Noob Ships Attack!
- Aug 11I Love You Guys, In The Totally Gay Way
- Aug 11JerkTengu Down, Part II
- Aug 09War! Ludi Sacerdotales, Part 3 - Fin
- Aug 07EveGossip: Intel and Tear Sharing Tool
- Aug 05Pirate Invasions
- Aug 04Nitnargimmi's Faction Golem Meets JerkTengu
- Aug 02Corporate Espionage
- Aug 01War! Ludi Sacerdotales, Part 2
July
- Jul 29War! Ludi Sacerdotales, Part1
- Jul 26Got it, thanks.
- Jul 25Tokhein and Moonshots: Racist Bastard
- Jul 24Rothrizar learns Scamming 101, provides delicious tears
- Jul 22Paul Clavet's Comeback: Qhuashimides' Golem and 600M Ransom
- Jul 21Persistence Pays Off
- Jul 14I am an idiot. Rofl.
- Jul 14Ganks, Persistance, and The Mega of Doom
- Jul 13Ninja Schemes, 2for1's, and NinjaRaven's Almost Demise
- Jul 11And another heist.... Two is better than one?
June
May
- May 30Slow Posting
- May 22Burime Learns the Price of Revenge
- May 20Saelii Loses Rokh, 100M ISK
- May 20Suck it, Crigga
- May 17Fightin' Dirty
- May 14Wrong place, Wrong time, for Merry Zane
- May 14Shameless Fan Abuse: AmiraMatar
- May 13Mail Musings
- May 12AmonWarr Cries Excellent Follow-up Tears
- May 10Absolut Fail
- May 08Moonrabbits lose CNRs. Angry Walter is Sad About His Golem.
- May 05Can Flippy Goodness?
- May 05Vote!
- May 05CSM5 Voting is Underway
- May 04Tearful Taste: Frelling Fekkik
- May 04AmonWarr Doesn't Learn from usmcjeramy, Loses Navy Mega
- May 02We won't take it anymore!
April
March
- Mar 31So You Want to Be a Jerk
- Mar 28Tearful Taste: November Sky and Overdrive Industries
- Mar 27Orca Offline Modules Bug
- Mar 21Push the big red button, WT's, and Hulks.
- Mar 19Patience is Rewarded: Megathron Navy kill
- Mar 18My Blog, Your Letters
- Mar 17Tactical Errors and Delicious Tears: phalanx warriorll
- Mar 16Group Drake Gank -> Drake Downed.
- Mar 15Night of the Fail-Fleets, Part II: Mando'a Navy
- Mar 15Night of the Fail-Fleets, Part I: Twilight Labs
- Mar 13If first you explode, go back and explode again
- Mar 11Achievement Unlocked: Mission Runner Flees Dodixie
- Mar 04How To Scan For Mission Runners - Fast and Easy
- Mar 04This just in
- Mar 012 Vigils vs 6 cruisers
February
- Feb 28I'd rather be lucky than good
- Feb 27MR Greyy just doesn't know when to quit
- Feb 21Vote MLYT for Eve Blog Pack
- Feb 18What's Your EVESpace like?
- Feb 14JerkRaven Downs Four: Always Bet on Stupid
- Feb 13mmmazay: Three Steps to Dead CareBoats
- Feb 12The delusions of the e-honor crowd
- Feb 12JerkTengu Goes Down: An Important Lesson for Ninjas
- Feb 09Tyr Anasaze should have stayed in Andromeda
- Feb 07Shoopusmawhoopus Infiltrates Corp, Steals Orca, Kills Retrievers, Pods
- Feb 06Patience is a virtue, as Outlaw5tar discovered
- Feb 05IT'S A TRAP! .... FAIL
- Feb 05Triton Dynamics' insurance claims: Abbadon, Dominix
- Feb 01Stoned and flying a Raven: Meet obgyn kANOBI
- Feb 01GR3VER's Vagabond meets NinjaFleet
January
- Jan 30LLLokiz's Law: Assault Frigates do not fare well against Battleships
- Jan 29PQLSEHUNDEN Loses Dominix, 50M to JerkTengu
- Jan 28Suddenly Ninjas Recruitment Video
- Jan 15STWizard: Fool Me Thrice...
- Jan 10Tsunayoshi Sawada: Tasty Tears, No Domi
- Jan 09For the Hat Trick: Fabian Akbar loses a Domi
- Jan 09EvilArt: One mega down, and he owes me 300m
- Jan 09Sungi Verto Shoots, Scores (One Lost Navy Megathron)
- Jan 09Dr Resurection discovers Command Ships aren't invulnerable
- Jan 09fydeg Meets JerkRaven, Dies Boringly, Threatens Doom
- Jan 08Teh Dizzle Charges and Fails, Twice.
- Jan 08I'm Not a Dev, I Just Play One on TV
- Jan 08Non-Anonymous Anonymous Threats of Doom
2009
December
- Dec 28Goldangel and Luckyduce Shoot at Paul Clavet, Pay in Blood
- Dec 25Naeleros MKII Meets JerkRaven
- Dec 24In the Distance, a Deep Rumbling is Heard...
- Dec 23Pirate E-honor Whining: U Mad?
- Dec 19Lost In Space, Tears follow-up
- Dec 19Lost In Space: The Tears
- Dec 16Tales from W-Space
- Dec 13Tearful Taste: The Legi0n
- Dec 12100M Bounty on Drucore's Hulk
November
- Nov 30Dominion skill changes...
- Nov 28Tearful Taste: Gunner Jake
- Nov 10Thoughts on Why We Play
- Nov 07It's Quiet. Too Quiet.
- Nov 03Academia-Flavored Tears
- Nov 01Warning: Using CCP in a scam is uncool.
October
- Oct 31More Tears from RRH231/RRH232/Taylor Davis
- Oct 30Tearful Taste: RRH231
- Oct 30Transfixion, Part II: How to Take Infiltration to Demoralization in Three Short Days
- Oct 27So Long Transfixion, and Thanks for all the Fish
- Oct 26Akemi Mifune's CNR Meets Paul Clavet's JerkRaven
- Oct 13I Accidently The Whole Tower
- Oct 12Mahna Mahna: A Ninja Scanning Demonstration
- Oct 08Blewzmann, Part IV: Mother of God, Blewzmann. Why?
- Oct 06Guild Shout-outs. Killing spree!
- Oct 03Voxeltree learns: Never turn your back on a Jerk.
- Oct 02Epic Ninja Work: Orca Theft
September
- Sep 30Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes
- Sep 27The Myrm and the Harby: A Tale
- Sep 21I'm not particularly surprised.
- Sep 21Blewzmann, part III: Blewzmann loses all, again.
- Sep 15She just doesn't understand me like Eve does
- Sep 14Blewzmann, Part II: Impotent Ragetears
- Sep 14Awesome tears at Prime's place.
- Sep 14Joa'har falls to NinjaRaven, cries about it
- Sep 07Kahega wins the NinjaLottery, Blewzmann loses all
- Sep 05Ninja Tip: Ship's Crew and other mission objectives
- Sep 03War! Hoouh. Yeah.
- Sep 03Ironical learns: Shooting at ninjas causes unfortunate events.
- Sep 03I made a carebear quit Eve. Yes, she gave me all her stuff.
August
- Aug 29Ju'Ane d'Ellenarile falls to NinjaRaven
- Aug 19Change for Hope
- Aug 18An Open Letter to Elizabeth Hope
- Aug 17Elizabeth Hope's No Good, Very Bad, Terrible Day
- Aug 14A Tale of Two Carebears
- Aug 11Alute learns about shooting a ninja.
- Aug 10drucore Learns A Lesson, part Deux
- Aug 09Introduction: I'm Michella and I'm a tearoholic
- Aug 07From Michella, presented without comment
July
- Jul 31On Frigate Warfare
- Jul 26Speed tanking illustrated
- Jul 26NinjaFleets, Shooting at Them, Ransoms, and You
- Jul 21Spam and Site Improvement
- Jul 20Delicious Tears: Psymn
- Jul 13Mythicon learns not to shoot at ninjas
- Jul 10In which Paul Clavet is a moron
- Jul 06JeepGeneral and jasia: You'd think they would learn.
- Jul 03Tearful Taste: Hiko Seijiro
- Jul 03NinjaFleet TearOp Report, July 3, 2009