Got a convo out of the blue today. I'll share it with you now:

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Channel ID: -6276317
Channel Name: Group Chat (sMoKiNsTiEn, Crofistor)
Listener: Paul Clavet
Session started: 2010.01.08 09:14:00
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[ 2010.01.08 09:14:06 ] Crofistor > hi
[ 2010.01.08 09:14:48 ] Crofistor > i want you to see something
[ 2010.01.08 09:14:51 ] Crofistor > http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/5913/94461150.jpg
[ 2010.01.08 09:14:53 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > ok look dude im here with my colleage tio make this real simple ok
[ 2010.01.08 09:15:18 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > im asking ..you im telling you
[ 2010.01.08 09:15:24 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > not
[ 2010.01.08 09:15:35 ] Paul Clavet > Sooooo what's your point?
[ 2010.01.08 09:15:36 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > your going to pay 100m isk
[ 2010.01.08 09:16:05 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > or your going to have everything youve wroked for ..plain and simoply destroyed
[ 2010.01.08 09:16:06 ] Crofistor > yea and we're gonna insure you dont' join that kb
[ 2010.01.08 09:16:15 ] Paul Clavet > uhm, ok
[ 2010.01.08 09:16:19 ] Paul Clavet > have at it, gents
[ 2010.01.08 09:16:22 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > look man
[ 2010.01.08 09:16:42 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > its pretty simple
[ 2010.01.08 09:16:58 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > im not doing this outta greed or desire
[ 2010.01.08 09:17:05 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > im trying to help
[ 2010.01.08 09:17:09 ] Paul Clavet > Help with what?
[ 2010.01.08 09:17:13 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > so leaving isnt a good idea
[ 2010.01.08 09:17:19 ] Paul Clavet > lol
[ 2010.01.08 09:17:31 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > help you not have to sit ina station and play this game
[ 2010.01.08 09:17:37 ] Paul Clavet > Well, I'll hear you out
[ 2010.01.08 09:17:45 ] Paul Clavet > how exactly do you intend to accomplish this?
[ 2010.01.08 09:17:50 ] Paul Clavet > and why pick on little old me?
[ 2010.01.08 09:17:50 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > its basic ...im an alt ok
[ 2010.01.08 09:18:00 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > and my main
[ 2010.01.08 09:18:04 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > and its corp
[ 2010.01.08 09:18:17 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > are pushing into regions
[ 2010.01.08 09:18:27 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > declaring war on small targets
[ 2010.01.08 09:18:43 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > me personallly ...think t isnt fair
[ 2010.01.08 09:18:49 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > and i have sway
[ 2010.01.08 09:19:14 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > so what im doing is helping you out of an obviously unwinnable situation
[ 2010.01.08 09:19:30 ] Paul Clavet > I see
[ 2010.01.08 09:19:35 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > are merc corp has a 6 to 1 kill ratio
[ 2010.01.08 09:19:35 ] Paul Clavet > well it seems you have this all buttoned up
[ 2010.01.08 09:19:59 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > so you being owned is inevitable
[ 2010.01.08 09:20:08 ] Paul Clavet > interesting
[ 2010.01.08 09:20:12 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > i mean ..the reality is for you is
[ 2010.01.08 09:20:28 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > you belive me and take my help
[ 2010.01.08 09:20:48 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > or my main corp comes in and makes your experience a shitty one
[ 2010.01.08 09:20:54 ] Paul Clavet > So who is your main corp?
[ 2010.01.08 09:21:26 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > thats not important
[ 2010.01.08 09:21:35 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > whats important is my help
[ 2010.01.08 09:21:46 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > there fees are much larger
[ 2010.01.08 09:21:56 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > 500m to 800m for a surrender fee
[ 2010.01.08 09:22:14 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > your gonna get that ,message from them
[ 2010.01.08 09:22:15 ] Paul Clavet > that does seem like quite the early bird discount
[ 2010.01.08 09:22:27 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > its not a discount
[ 2010.01.08 09:22:31 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > its a favor
[ 2010.01.08 09:22:35 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > from me too you
[ 2010.01.08 09:22:40 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > trust me
[ 2010.01.08 09:22:49 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > so you maty ponder on it
[ 2010.01.08 09:22:52 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > thats fine
[ 2010.01.08 09:22:53 ] Paul Clavet > And what did I do to deserve your mercy?
[ 2010.01.08 09:22:55 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > ..but
[ 2010.01.08 09:23:05 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > becuase like i said
[ 2010.01.08 09:23:13 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > i dont think its faitr
[ 2010.01.08 09:23:15 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > fair
[ 2010.01.08 09:23:33 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > and your money is more important than our corps
[ 2010.01.08 09:23:40 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > to you
[ 2010.01.08 09:23:41 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > right
[ 2010.01.08 09:23:50 ] Paul Clavet > What if I don't have 100M?
[ 2010.01.08 09:23:51 ] Crofistor > yea... moneuy in our wallet is better than money in our corps wallet... thats for sure
[ 2010.01.08 09:23:57 ] Paul Clavet > hypothetically
[ 2010.01.08 09:24:02 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > my main has a role which is part of making these decisions
[ 2010.01.08 09:24:18 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > and as crofistors
[ 2010.01.08 09:24:18 ] Paul Clavet > I see
[ 2010.01.08 09:24:24 ] Paul Clavet > so let me ask you a question
[ 2010.01.08 09:24:29 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > as you can see im n ot fresh
[ 2010.01.08 09:24:35 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > even on this alt
[ 2010.01.08 09:24:41 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > so
[ 2010.01.08 09:24:47 ] Paul Clavet > how do I know you aren't bluffing? I mean, 100M is a lot to send with no actual show of force
[ 2010.01.08 09:24:47 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > think about it ..honestly
[ 2010.01.08 09:25:06 ] Paul Clavet > Don't leave, I'm considering your offer but just need a little more information
[ 2010.01.08 09:25:10 ] Paul Clavet > because I'm new to this stuff
[ 2010.01.08 09:25:36 ] Paul Clavet > maybe I'm missing something, but how do I know you didn't just pick some good killboard stats at random, black out the name, and claim them as your own?
[ 2010.01.08 09:25:52 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > lol ...thats funny
[ 2010.01.08 09:25:58 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > i can see your point
[ 2010.01.08 09:26:11 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > but remeber me tellign you who i am jeopordizes us
[ 2010.01.08 09:26:16 ] Paul Clavet > How so?
[ 2010.01.08 09:26:18 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > so
[ 2010.01.08 09:26:37 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > we are more fucked if i let you know who i am
[ 2010.01.08 09:26:42 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > well the corp
[ 2010.01.08 09:26:42 ] Crofistor > you think i can tell you who i am? lol fuck man
[ 2010.01.08 09:26:59 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > its simple merc corps dont care your new
[ 2010.01.08 09:27:09 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > dont care how old
[ 2010.01.08 09:27:31 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > dont care what reason
[ 2010.01.08 09:27:38 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > im only sharing information
[ 2010.01.08 09:27:51 ] Crofistor > dude...100m is like pennies compared to our surrender fee.. literally we are trying to help you
[ 2010.01.08 09:27:53 ] Paul Clavet > I'm still trying to understand why I should believe you. I assume I'm missing some proof you're providing
[ 2010.01.08 09:28:11 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > the prooof will be in the pudiing
[ 2010.01.08 09:29:02 ] Crofistor > do you know what bears ge caught in?
[ 2010.01.08 09:29:25 ] Paul Clavet > pudding?
[ 2010.01.08 09:29:32 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > dude im being helpfull ..and your just gonna have to trust me
[ 2010.01.08 09:29:39 ] Paul Clavet > So you lure the bears to the pudding with the proof?
[ 2010.01.08 09:29:41 ] Paul Clavet > I'm confused
[ 2010.01.08 09:29:50 ] Crofistor > no not pudding
[ 2010.01.08 09:29:55 ] Crofistor > not at all pudding
[ 2010.01.08 09:30:00 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > i said the proof is in the pudding
[ 2010.01.08 09:30:07 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > its an analogy
[ 2010.01.08 09:30:13 ] Crofistor > if you cant see what is being said ...............
[ 2010.01.08 09:30:31 ] Paul Clavet > what is analogy? I don't speak english natively
[ 2010.01.08 09:30:37 ] Crofistor > look.. we're trying to help you out
[ 2010.01.08 09:31:05 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > well you seem to speak good enough to understand your time is short
[ 2010.01.08 09:31:16 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > im not gonna waste anymore time
[ 2010.01.08 09:31:22 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > remeber i tried to help
[ 2010.01.08 09:31:23 ] Paul Clavet > why would time be short? short is a measure of distance right
[ 2010.01.08 09:31:26 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > remember that
[ 2010.01.08 09:31:37 ] Paul Clavet > I'm totally blogging this, guys. You're hilarious.
[ 2010.01.08 09:32:04 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > thats cool man take for what you want
[ 2010.01.08 09:32:05 ] Crofistor > well, if yo insist, what eh url?
[ 2010.01.08 09:32:24 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > blog it
[ 2010.01.08 09:32:28 ] Paul Clavet > It is a giant mystery, just like your mains
[ 2010.01.08 09:32:29 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > tape it
[ 2010.01.08 09:32:29 ] Crofistor > when im not raping shti like you im web designing so i want to know
[ 2010.01.08 09:32:34 ] Paul Clavet > lol
[ 2010.01.08 09:32:54 ] Paul Clavet > (Your mains being IN THIS VERY CHANNEL! BUM BUM BUUUUUM!)
[ 2010.01.08 09:33:01 ] Paul Clavet > *dramatic chord*
[ 2010.01.08 09:33:03 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > lol main
[ 2010.01.08 09:33:09 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > thats great
[ 2010.01.08 09:33:21 ] Crofistor > this fuckin gallnte alt runs mish while im afk
[ 2010.01.08 09:33:21 ] Crofistor > lol
[ 2010.01.08 09:33:26 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > your call man
[ 2010.01.08 09:33:29 ] Crofistor > i get bjs with this alt
[ 2010.01.08 09:33:33 ] Crofistor > domi double rep
[ 2010.01.08 09:33:36 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > im not forcing you to do anything
[ 2010.01.08 09:33:43 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > nothing
[ 2010.01.08 09:33:48 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > just helping
[ 2010.01.08 09:33:59 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > so ill be done here
[ 2010.01.08 09:34:00 ] Crofistor > sounds like paul wants to be a victim
[ 2010.01.08 09:34:23 ] Crofistor > prolly fuckin whine abotu some kind of inadequate gameplay aspect or something
[ 2010.01.08 09:34:25 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > thanks paul enjoy your stay in station for a bit
[ 2010.01.08 09:34:37 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > remeber tryed to help
[ 2010.01.08 09:34:41 ] Paul Clavet > lol
[ 2010.01.08 09:34:41 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > jjst remeber that
[ 2010.01.08 09:34:46 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > save this name
[ 2010.01.08 09:34:51 ] Paul Clavet > what if I only send 50M?
[ 2010.01.08 09:34:56 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > cause youll be mailing me back
[ 2010.01.08 09:35:00 ] Paul Clavet > orly?
[ 2010.01.08 09:35:01 ] Crofistor > dude... 50m
[ 2010.01.08 09:35:09 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > bye paul
[ 2010.01.08 09:35:13 ] Paul Clavet > Why would I not just mail your main since supposedly I'll be hearing from him?
[ 2010.01.08 09:35:21 ] Crofistor > 100m is requested.. thats the fuckin fee, pay up bitch
[ 2010.01.08 09:35:39 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > you know there is an exprestion..You Make Your Bed....You Lay In It
[ 2010.01.08 09:35:49 ] Paul Clavet > What does that mean?
[ 2010.01.08 09:36:01 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > lol bye paul youll be mailing me soon
[ 2010.01.08 09:36:14 ] Paul Clavet > I just don't understand
[ 2010.01.08 09:36:24 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > you will
[ 2010.01.08 09:36:28 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > bye now
[ 2010.01.08 09:36:45 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > im done paul
[ 2010.01.08 09:36:50 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > done helping
[ 2010.01.08 09:37:19 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > talk to ya soon
[ 2010.01.08 09:37:41 ] Paul Clavet > But you're still here
[ 2010.01.08 09:37:51 ] Paul Clavet > it's not polite to stand in the threshold, you know
[ 2010.01.08 09:37:57 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > we were here b4 you got here
[ 2010.01.08 09:38:05 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > bye paul
[ 2010.01.08 09:38:10 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > talk to ya soon
[ 2010.01.08 09:38:19 ] Paul Clavet > I certainly hope so
[ 2010.01.08 09:38:21 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > run along now
[ 2010.01.08 09:38:24 ] Paul Clavet > this has been quite entertaining

Wardec process has begun.