Non-Anonymous Anonymous Threats of Doom
Got a convo out of the blue today. I'll share it with you now:
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Channel ID: -6276317
Channel Name: Group Chat (sMoKiNsTiEn, Crofistor)
Listener: Paul Clavet
Session started: 2010.01.08 09:14:00
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[ 2010.01.08 09:14:06 ] Crofistor > hi
[ 2010.01.08 09:14:48 ] Crofistor > i want you to see something
[ 2010.01.08 09:14:51 ] Crofistor > http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/5913/94461150.jpg
[ 2010.01.08 09:14:53 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > ok look dude im here with my colleage tio make this real simple ok
[ 2010.01.08 09:15:18 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > im asking ..you im telling you
[ 2010.01.08 09:15:24 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > not
[ 2010.01.08 09:15:35 ] Paul Clavet > Sooooo what's your point?
[ 2010.01.08 09:15:36 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > your going to pay 100m isk
[ 2010.01.08 09:16:05 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > or your going to have everything youve wroked for ..plain and simoply destroyed
[ 2010.01.08 09:16:06 ] Crofistor > yea and we're gonna insure you dont' join that kb
[ 2010.01.08 09:16:15 ] Paul Clavet > uhm, ok
[ 2010.01.08 09:16:19 ] Paul Clavet > have at it, gents
[ 2010.01.08 09:16:22 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > look man
[ 2010.01.08 09:16:42 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > its pretty simple
[ 2010.01.08 09:16:58 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > im not doing this outta greed or desire
[ 2010.01.08 09:17:05 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > im trying to help
[ 2010.01.08 09:17:09 ] Paul Clavet > Help with what?
[ 2010.01.08 09:17:13 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > so leaving isnt a good idea
[ 2010.01.08 09:17:19 ] Paul Clavet > lol
[ 2010.01.08 09:17:31 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > help you not have to sit ina station and play this game
[ 2010.01.08 09:17:37 ] Paul Clavet > Well, I'll hear you out
[ 2010.01.08 09:17:45 ] Paul Clavet > how exactly do you intend to accomplish this?
[ 2010.01.08 09:17:50 ] Paul Clavet > and why pick on little old me?
[ 2010.01.08 09:17:50 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > its basic ...im an alt ok
[ 2010.01.08 09:18:00 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > and my main
[ 2010.01.08 09:18:04 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > and its corp
[ 2010.01.08 09:18:17 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > are pushing into regions
[ 2010.01.08 09:18:27 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > declaring war on small targets
[ 2010.01.08 09:18:43 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > me personallly ...think t isnt fair
[ 2010.01.08 09:18:49 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > and i have sway
[ 2010.01.08 09:19:14 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > so what im doing is helping you out of an obviously unwinnable situation
[ 2010.01.08 09:19:30 ] Paul Clavet > I see
[ 2010.01.08 09:19:35 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > are merc corp has a 6 to 1 kill ratio
[ 2010.01.08 09:19:35 ] Paul Clavet > well it seems you have this all buttoned up
[ 2010.01.08 09:19:59 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > so you being owned is inevitable
[ 2010.01.08 09:20:08 ] Paul Clavet > interesting
[ 2010.01.08 09:20:12 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > i mean ..the reality is for you is
[ 2010.01.08 09:20:28 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > you belive me and take my help
[ 2010.01.08 09:20:48 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > or my main corp comes in and makes your experience a shitty one
[ 2010.01.08 09:20:54 ] Paul Clavet > So who is your main corp?
[ 2010.01.08 09:21:26 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > thats not important
[ 2010.01.08 09:21:35 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > whats important is my help
[ 2010.01.08 09:21:46 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > there fees are much larger
[ 2010.01.08 09:21:56 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > 500m to 800m for a surrender fee
[ 2010.01.08 09:22:14 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > your gonna get that ,message from them
[ 2010.01.08 09:22:15 ] Paul Clavet > that does seem like quite the early bird discount
[ 2010.01.08 09:22:27 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > its not a discount
[ 2010.01.08 09:22:31 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > its a favor
[ 2010.01.08 09:22:35 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > from me too you
[ 2010.01.08 09:22:40 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > trust me
[ 2010.01.08 09:22:49 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > so you maty ponder on it
[ 2010.01.08 09:22:52 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > thats fine
[ 2010.01.08 09:22:53 ] Paul Clavet > And what did I do to deserve your mercy?
[ 2010.01.08 09:22:55 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > ..but
[ 2010.01.08 09:23:05 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > becuase like i said
[ 2010.01.08 09:23:13 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > i dont think its faitr
[ 2010.01.08 09:23:15 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > fair
[ 2010.01.08 09:23:33 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > and your money is more important than our corps
[ 2010.01.08 09:23:40 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > to you
[ 2010.01.08 09:23:41 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > right
[ 2010.01.08 09:23:50 ] Paul Clavet > What if I don't have 100M?
[ 2010.01.08 09:23:51 ] Crofistor > yea... moneuy in our wallet is better than money in our corps wallet... thats for sure
[ 2010.01.08 09:23:57 ] Paul Clavet > hypothetically
[ 2010.01.08 09:24:02 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > my main has a role which is part of making these decisions
[ 2010.01.08 09:24:18 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > and as crofistors
[ 2010.01.08 09:24:18 ] Paul Clavet > I see
[ 2010.01.08 09:24:24 ] Paul Clavet > so let me ask you a question
[ 2010.01.08 09:24:29 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > as you can see im n ot fresh
[ 2010.01.08 09:24:35 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > even on this alt
[ 2010.01.08 09:24:41 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > so
[ 2010.01.08 09:24:47 ] Paul Clavet > how do I know you aren't bluffing? I mean, 100M is a lot to send with no actual show of force
[ 2010.01.08 09:24:47 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > think about it ..honestly
[ 2010.01.08 09:25:06 ] Paul Clavet > Don't leave, I'm considering your offer but just need a little more information
[ 2010.01.08 09:25:10 ] Paul Clavet > because I'm new to this stuff
[ 2010.01.08 09:25:36 ] Paul Clavet > maybe I'm missing something, but how do I know you didn't just pick some good killboard stats at random, black out the name, and claim them as your own?
[ 2010.01.08 09:25:52 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > lol ...thats funny
[ 2010.01.08 09:25:58 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > i can see your point
[ 2010.01.08 09:26:11 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > but remeber me tellign you who i am jeopordizes us
[ 2010.01.08 09:26:16 ] Paul Clavet > How so?
[ 2010.01.08 09:26:18 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > so
[ 2010.01.08 09:26:37 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > we are more fucked if i let you know who i am
[ 2010.01.08 09:26:42 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > well the corp
[ 2010.01.08 09:26:42 ] Crofistor > you think i can tell you who i am? lol fuck man
[ 2010.01.08 09:26:59 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > its simple merc corps dont care your new
[ 2010.01.08 09:27:09 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > dont care how old
[ 2010.01.08 09:27:31 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > dont care what reason
[ 2010.01.08 09:27:38 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > im only sharing information
[ 2010.01.08 09:27:51 ] Crofistor > dude...100m is like pennies compared to our surrender fee.. literally we are trying to help you
[ 2010.01.08 09:27:53 ] Paul Clavet > I'm still trying to understand why I should believe you. I assume I'm missing some proof you're providing
[ 2010.01.08 09:28:11 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > the prooof will be in the pudiing
[ 2010.01.08 09:29:02 ] Crofistor > do you know what bears ge caught in?
[ 2010.01.08 09:29:25 ] Paul Clavet > pudding?
[ 2010.01.08 09:29:32 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > dude im being helpfull ..and your just gonna have to trust me
[ 2010.01.08 09:29:39 ] Paul Clavet > So you lure the bears to the pudding with the proof?
[ 2010.01.08 09:29:41 ] Paul Clavet > I'm confused
[ 2010.01.08 09:29:50 ] Crofistor > no not pudding
[ 2010.01.08 09:29:55 ] Crofistor > not at all pudding
[ 2010.01.08 09:30:00 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > i said the proof is in the pudding
[ 2010.01.08 09:30:07 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > its an analogy
[ 2010.01.08 09:30:13 ] Crofistor > if you cant see what is being said ...............
[ 2010.01.08 09:30:31 ] Paul Clavet > what is analogy? I don't speak english natively
[ 2010.01.08 09:30:37 ] Crofistor > look.. we're trying to help you out
[ 2010.01.08 09:31:05 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > well you seem to speak good enough to understand your time is short
[ 2010.01.08 09:31:16 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > im not gonna waste anymore time
[ 2010.01.08 09:31:22 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > remeber i tried to help
[ 2010.01.08 09:31:23 ] Paul Clavet > why would time be short? short is a measure of distance right
[ 2010.01.08 09:31:26 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > remember that
[ 2010.01.08 09:31:37 ] Paul Clavet > I'm totally blogging this, guys. You're hilarious.
[ 2010.01.08 09:32:04 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > thats cool man take for what you want
[ 2010.01.08 09:32:05 ] Crofistor > well, if yo insist, what eh url?
[ 2010.01.08 09:32:24 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > blog it
[ 2010.01.08 09:32:28 ] Paul Clavet > It is a giant mystery, just like your mains
[ 2010.01.08 09:32:29 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > tape it
[ 2010.01.08 09:32:29 ] Crofistor > when im not raping shti like you im web designing so i want to know
[ 2010.01.08 09:32:34 ] Paul Clavet > lol
[ 2010.01.08 09:32:54 ] Paul Clavet > (Your mains being IN THIS VERY CHANNEL! BUM BUM BUUUUUM!)
[ 2010.01.08 09:33:01 ] Paul Clavet > *dramatic chord*
[ 2010.01.08 09:33:03 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > lol main
[ 2010.01.08 09:33:09 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > thats great
[ 2010.01.08 09:33:21 ] Crofistor > this fuckin gallnte alt runs mish while im afk
[ 2010.01.08 09:33:21 ] Crofistor > lol
[ 2010.01.08 09:33:26 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > your call man
[ 2010.01.08 09:33:29 ] Crofistor > i get bjs with this alt
[ 2010.01.08 09:33:33 ] Crofistor > domi double rep
[ 2010.01.08 09:33:36 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > im not forcing you to do anything
[ 2010.01.08 09:33:43 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > nothing
[ 2010.01.08 09:33:48 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > just helping
[ 2010.01.08 09:33:59 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > so ill be done here
[ 2010.01.08 09:34:00 ] Crofistor > sounds like paul wants to be a victim
[ 2010.01.08 09:34:23 ] Crofistor > prolly fuckin whine abotu some kind of inadequate gameplay aspect or something
[ 2010.01.08 09:34:25 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > thanks paul enjoy your stay in station for a bit
[ 2010.01.08 09:34:37 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > remeber tryed to help
[ 2010.01.08 09:34:41 ] Paul Clavet > lol
[ 2010.01.08 09:34:41 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > jjst remeber that
[ 2010.01.08 09:34:46 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > save this name
[ 2010.01.08 09:34:51 ] Paul Clavet > what if I only send 50M?
[ 2010.01.08 09:34:56 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > cause youll be mailing me back
[ 2010.01.08 09:35:00 ] Paul Clavet > orly?
[ 2010.01.08 09:35:01 ] Crofistor > dude... 50m
[ 2010.01.08 09:35:09 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > bye paul
[ 2010.01.08 09:35:13 ] Paul Clavet > Why would I not just mail your main since supposedly I'll be hearing from him?
[ 2010.01.08 09:35:21 ] Crofistor > 100m is requested.. thats the fuckin fee, pay up bitch
[ 2010.01.08 09:35:39 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > you know there is an exprestion..You Make Your Bed....You Lay In It
[ 2010.01.08 09:35:49 ] Paul Clavet > What does that mean?
[ 2010.01.08 09:36:01 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > lol bye paul youll be mailing me soon
[ 2010.01.08 09:36:14 ] Paul Clavet > I just don't understand
[ 2010.01.08 09:36:24 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > you will
[ 2010.01.08 09:36:28 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > bye now
[ 2010.01.08 09:36:45 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > im done paul
[ 2010.01.08 09:36:50 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > done helping
[ 2010.01.08 09:37:19 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > talk to ya soon
[ 2010.01.08 09:37:41 ] Paul Clavet > But you're still here
[ 2010.01.08 09:37:51 ] Paul Clavet > it's not polite to stand in the threshold, you know
[ 2010.01.08 09:37:57 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > we were here b4 you got here
[ 2010.01.08 09:38:05 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > bye paul
[ 2010.01.08 09:38:10 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > talk to ya soon
[ 2010.01.08 09:38:19 ] Paul Clavet > I certainly hope so
[ 2010.01.08 09:38:21 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > run along now
[ 2010.01.08 09:38:24 ] Paul Clavet > this has been quite entertaining
Wardec process has begun.
Filed in: Duffers
7 comments
Rookies...
ROFL.
I have been following this blog for some while, this is by far the most hilarious one.
I can't wait for the follow up on this one.
Please keep us update
Greetz and Respect,
Mumrha
[ 2010.01.08 09:28:11 ] sMoKiNsTiEn > the prooof will be in the pudiing
[ 2010.01.08 09:29:02 ] Crofistor > do you know what bears ge caught in?
[ 2010.01.08 09:29:25 ] Paul Clavet > pudding?
.. I LOL'd in my office and got several strange looks. Kudos, Paul. Please keep us up to date on this apocalypse (no doubt) that you are about to witness.
The bears in the pudding comment had me cracking up.
Oh, Paul. Keep up the good work.
This convo made coffee fly out of my nose.
Absolutely hilarious. I agree the bear and pudding comments were awesome. I kept expecting one of them to start saying
"What we have here is a failure to communicate. The parties we represent; who wish to remain annonymous. Yeah what he said annonymous."
Omg a good old fashioned shake down.
Yes, I am VERY late to the party. I kept hearing "Ve vant ze money, Lebowski!"