A one-man wardec from the most amusing guy (insisting he is a girl) in Eve:

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What's brilliant about the whole thing is that Spank has been on NinjaFleet salvage operations before, and is now asking for money from missionrunners to come disrupt our operations with a single pilot. The fact that missionbears know this and yet are sending him money for the war effort makes it the best scam since EBANK.

So um, good luck with that, I guess. We'll just have to be extra careful with our sub-700k vigils.