I forgot to mention that while I was wtfpwning Joa'har, I had an audience. My wife had come in to the room to ask what we should do about supper.

Paul: Hey, what's up?
Mrs. Clavet: You hungry yet? What do you want to... hello?
Paul: Yeah, hold on a minute. I've got aggro and I'm about to ambush this carebear.
*Paul warps in right on top of the enemy Abaddon, locks, scrams, and falls into a 10k orbit*
Mrs. Clavet: Is he shooting you?
Paul: Not yet, I wonder if he's... there he goes.
Mrs. Clavet: What are those angry red squares?
Paul: Those are his drones. Mine are the blue ones. The lines are his lasers shooting me, and you can see my missiles every few seconds.
*Joa'har is already in structure. A few seconds later, he pops.*
Paul: Got him.
Mrs. Clavet: That's it?
Paul: That's it.
Mrs. Clavet: Not very exciting. Pretty, though.
*A few seconds pass*
Mrs. Clavet: Potatoes?
Paul: Potatoes will be fine.