Everyone in Jerks has the one thing that they're best at. For Jerk Zarago, it's hunting down wartargets, calling down the wrath of JerkFleet upon them, seeing them driven before him, and hearing the lamentations of their mission boats. Last night he got two Moonrabbit CNRs 45 minutes apart in adjacent systems (One Two). Way to fail at communication, guys.

Speaking of Moonrabbits, their tactic of moving to an alliance to evade our cheap wardecs has backfired, as the alliance they joined (OWN Alliance) has enough lulzy carebears to justify paying the larger fee. Tonight Zarago found a Golem and called us in. The Golem was blitzing L3s faster than we could scan him down and warp to him, so we waited for him to warp to a mission in another system, and waited on the gate for him to come back. Angry Walter never had a chance.

Hey, OWN Alliance: You guys were doing so well by having the 22nd in your numbers (<3 Fly Reckless and Ax) but Moonrabbits brought trouble to your door. When you lie down with the carebears, you wake up with the Jerks.