Yawn. I enter the mission and steal a T1 1MN afterburner. The Dominix shoots. I retrieve JerkTengu from the Orca and, after selecting the correct damage type, start knocking big chunks of carebear armor off.

Paul Clavet > 50M ISK for your ship
PQLSEHUNDEN > Stop fireing at least..
Paul Clavet > you have 30 seconds to comply
PQLSEHUNDEN > Sure xD
PQLSEHUNDEN > How do I know that you won't take down my ship afterwards..?
Paul Clavet > I won't be able to get more ransoms if I don't honor them
Paul Clavet > stop repairing
Paul Clavet > no tricks
PQLSEHUNDEN > So you say...
PQLSEHUNDEN > That's what they all say...
Paul Clavet > fine then
(I start shooting again)
PQLSEHUNDEN > Okay, I'll comply..
(He pays 50M)
PQLSEHUNDEN > PLease warp out now..?
Paul Clavet > SUDDENLY BETRAYAL

Boom.

Paul Clavet > Now then, what have we learned?
PQLSEHUNDEN > T3's are gay..?

Wrong. The correct lesson is: Never trust an Honorless Internet Jerk.