Blewzmann, Part IV: Mother of God, Blewzmann. Why?
The war between DEADS and TEARS ended some time ago, but the merc corps hired to fight them kept their wars active because the DEADS folks continue to undock in and lose ridonkulously expensive ships. Solty and his crew at Underworld Excavators won the powerball last night, killing Blewzmann's faction-fit CNR, netting over three billion ISK in loot with at least another billion destroyed.
You know, it's obvious that this guy has plenty of RL cash to throw at PLEX for ISK for silly ships, so maybe it's not a terrible idea for you (yes, you) to wardec DEADS just to hunt Blewzmann. I mean, the others are pretty fail for the most part too, but Blewz is a like a freaking leprechaun.
Edited to add: Solty made a blog post, including the tears:
[03:39:36] Blewzmann > pricks [03:40:30] Blewzmann > come on [03:40:34] Blewzmann > man dont pocdcme [03:40:47] Blewzmann > dont pod me [03:41:07] Blewzmann > come oin p[leasse [03:41:13] Blewzmann > i dont want this [03:41:27] Harrigan VonStudly > but you like the asshole word [03:41:27] Joruk Korlath > [03:30:56] Blewzmann > asshole [03:41:29] Blewzmann > man u took all i have [03:41:45] Blewzmann > well lokk waht u did [03:41:58] Blewzmann > i was no wheree around all that stuff [03:42:05] Blewzmann > i did not talk that crap
[03:42:11] Blewzmann > i run missions omly [03:42:19] Blewzmann > u took 4 bil fom just now [03:43:04] Blewzmann > ixcannot be;eive u guys
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I really wish I could have seen his face when he got popped. Poor bastard.
"Poor bastard" nothing. This is the THIRD time he has undocked in something no sane person would parade around during wartime. First was that ~2.4b drake, next was a navy caracal I believe?
You'd think after the first time he would have tried to keep his ships under half a billion ISK if he was so desperate to run missions during wartime.
http://ntze.podzone.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=6
Are ya proud? :D
Me again. :3
The funniest thing happened today.
I started scanning down people to grief, and came across a CNR. Scanned it, and BAM, everything besides the launchers was CN faction. Do very want.
I started trying to make him aggress, and wondering if I could break him in my pew pew ship (lolno), but he just wouldn't, then a Firetail from a different corp, (infact, the noob corp [SWA]) came in and started doing the same as me. I giggled a little, and scanned him too. Nothing but salvage fit.
About 20 seconds passed, and the Firetail pilot convo'd me.
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Firetail Pilot > hey whats up?
Asday > Nothing much.
Asday > You?
Firetail Pilot > I was ninjaingthis mission, and the MRs warped out thinking I would go away
Asday > MRs?
Firetail Pilot > Mission Runners
Asday > Oh, I see.
Asday > I was ninjaing it too, but he doesn't seem to be aggressing.
Firetail Pilot > So what I do inthat case is bring out mr CNR and finish it for them
Firetail Pilot > Oh. [CNR pilot Asday is trying to aggress] isn't the MR
Firetail Pilot > he's my main
Asday > I was thinking of aggro'ing that far pocket of BSs, to cause trouble, but- Oh, that's your CNR?
Firetail Pilot > yeah
Asday > BAhahaha, and here I was trying to bait a ninja. :D
Firetail Pilot > If the MRs l;eave, I take their bounties AND thir salvage.. muhahahaha
Firetail Pilot > feel free to take all the loot
Asday > You are truly an evil git. :3
Firetail Pilot > but the salvage is mine
Asday > Nah, I haven't the space or the time, I meant to leave for college 3 minutes ago.
Asday > I'm just practicing my scanning skillz.
Asday > :3
Asday > (I'm pretty bad.)
Firetail Pilot > I use my main to scan, and this account to ninja in..works well
Asday > I have only enough IRL jewgolds to fund one character... >:
Asday > Anyway, college, I'll speak to you later. :3
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Man first off I want to say great site, good reads up in here. Second I wana say I hope Blewz's Bio is a crock of shit, if this guy was / is a US Marine, well I am embarrased for him and my other brothers in the Corps.