gunner jake > yo Paul Clavet > o/ gunner jake > what cAN I DO FOR YOU MATEY
# Paul Clavet > I didn't ask you for anything Paul Clavet > you opened this convo, not me Paul Clavet > so what can *I* do for *you*? gunner jake > JUST WONDERING THATS ALL DO MISSION Paul Clavet > Billy Mays, is that you? gunner jake > SORRY WHO Paul Clavet > Don't toy with me, Mays. I know the gig. gunner jake > NO I REALY ANIT Paul Clavet > You oxy-cleaned your old identity by faking your death, and now you pass your days missionbearing in dodixie gunner jake > SORRY MY NAME IS ASH Paul Clavet > maybe now it is gunner jake > ? gunner jake > HELP USE SELF TO WHAT YOU WANT I JUST NEED THE THINGS OUT OF THE TRANSPORT SHIPS Paul Clavet > that's the plan, billy gunner jake > LOL gunner jake > ALL I ASK IS THAT YOU LEAVE THE TRANSPOT SHIP PLZ Paul Clavet > mmmm hmmmm

(I saunter up to a transport ship and take 10 Crystal Egg. Note: NOT the mission objective.)

gunner jake > HY COME ON
Paul Clavet > What?
gunner jake > I NEED THE THINGS OUT THE TRANSPORT SHIPS
Paul Clavet > what things?
gunner jake > SIXTY UNITS OF VIRAL AGENT
Paul Clavet > Sorry, I need those

(Now I get it: These fall out of the last NPC to die, not the transport ships. As he kills the last BS, I take the mission item.)

gunner jake > y
gunner jake > this my mission not yours
Paul Clavet > my salvage agent gave me this bookmark
gunner jake > well cant you just give me the viraul agent
Paul Clavet > sorry, you'll have to try to catch me
gunner jake > what
gunner jake > come on be fair
Paul Clavet > Confiscated Viral Agent
Paul Clavet > how much will you give me for them?
gunner jake > you've helped yourself to all me loot i think that payment
Paul Clavet > It seems to me that you aren't in a position to dictate those terms
gunner jake > i am just asking you to be fair with me plz
Paul Clavet > 10 million ISK would be fair
gunner jake > whats fair about you robbing my loot
Paul Clavet > Seems to me that you're the only one not satisfied here
Paul Clavet > maybe the problem is you
gunner jake > lol
gunner jake > but it is my mission tho
Paul Clavet > Like I said, my salvage agent sent me here
Paul Clavet > so it's my mission too
Paul Clavet > I can't help that you're slow
gunner jake > welif you give the agent plz it means we both can complete our missions

(I drop a piece of ammo in a can 60km away from Jake's Dominix. He starts burning very slowly toward it. He does not have an AB.)

Paul Clavet > there
Paul Clavet > take them
gunner jake > thank u

(I close convo and warp off.)

Note: Gunner Jake is a 2005 character.