AkaVindogkilla Cries Over Spilled CovOps
I'm not dead! I'm of course very, very busy, but in the mean time have been working on a ganking alt. She's been popping pods in Jita while training up to larger ganking boats. I've been using the chance to learn all about how to manage flashy pilots in 1.0 security space.
Anyway, tonight I was scanning idle ships with my main when I found an Anathema sitting in space with a Sister's Expanded launcher. It also had half armor damage and no tanking mods. This will do!
So I got Probably A Trap inbound with a Thrasher. She took out the shields, armor, and half the structure. Curse your low skills!
I quickly swap Paul's scanning ship for another Thrasher and finish the job. Hooray, the loot dropped! Unfortunately, this puts Paul's security status at -.31. I call it a night with my alt and clone jump out to null for some sec grinding.
I didn't think anything much of the event, and certainly didn't expect the convo:
AkaVindogkilla > yd u do that u goof
Paul Clavet > :)
AkaVindogkilla > fag
Paul Clavet > nice
Paul Clavet > hate gay people, do you?
AkaVindogkilla > eat shit
Paul Clavet > Why would I do that?
Paul Clavet > What's your problem, anyway?
AkaVindogkilla > u fuckin blow up my ship for no reason
Paul Clavet > I had a reason
Paul Clavet > you had expensive mods that I wanted... and got!
AkaVindogkilla > good i come find u
Paul Clavet > orly
Paul Clavet > What are you going to do, AFK me to death?
(Time passes)
Paul Clavet > I see that you're practicing now for the battle
AkaVindogkilla > your a bum lmfao
Paul Clavet > Says the kid who died by sitting there and doing nothing.
(More time passes)
AkaVindogkilla > <url=showinfo:1377//1544194471>Paul Clavet</url>
Paul Clavet > yes?
AkaVindogkilla > your luck i cant put bounty i would put a billion
AkaVindogkilla > goof fuck
AkaVindogkilla > i pay mercs
Paul Clavet > Mercs, huh?
Paul Clavet > You could also try, maybe, not sitting AFK with faction probe launchers on your ship?
AkaVindogkilla > hideing in null sec?
Paul Clavet > Grinding security status back up so I can kill again :)
Paul Clavet > besides, I thought a hardcore individual like you would be happy that I was out in null where you might be able to kill me
Paul Clavet > I'm out here in a lonely bomber... I invite you to send your mercs after me in my vulnerable state
AkaVindogkilla > dony worry they find u i aint a bum like you broke ass lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahha
AkaVindogkilla > K212-A system, 51ZT-6 constellation
Paul Clavet > a little less broke after I stole your launcher :)
Paul Clavet > by the way, your typing is atrocious... are you drunk?
AkaVindogkilla > squid
Paul Clavet > squid?
AkaVindogkilla > your a squid goof rat come fight me one on one u pussy
Just posting proof that I'm not dead yet. :)
15 comments
Nice kill. Gotta try suicide ganking sometimes, though can flipping seems more interesting ATM. :)
Squid.
ROFL.
Proof accepted. ;) I was really beginning to miss the tears. Will we be getting more in the near future? Or has RL obligations stolen you from us for another length of time?
Confriming I have recieved 1billion to hunt a lonely bomber down.
How dare you shoot at my defenseless rat friends. You shall pay in the name of The Cartel We will have our revenge.
Oh you silly squid goof, you.
Heh, nice one...afking a paper thin ship with faction stuff. Concord should have him put out of his misery, but you were faster :)
Also...squid!
Gentlemen, I present you with what I believe is the first accurate graphical rendering of the inner workings of the ragebear mind: http://i44.tinypic.com/14aem8h.png
squid!
How hard is it to bounce a safespot off another safespot, warp to the latter, then hit the cloak on a covops before AFK'ing it, derpdiddy-derpty....especially in Jita :?
Even double-clicking in a random location and then cloaking will give you a pretty good degree of safety, but if you're at the computer to do that, you have enough time to dock up. What really happens is that people have a 25 jump trip, autopilot it, then go do something else that takes a lot longer than the trip will take.
How does one write for MLYT? I get some pretty good tears when I rampage through mr's.
If only I could get some internets! And the Eve client downloaded! Been away for way too long now and I must get back to it and try some tear extraction of my own. Kudos on the kill, also.
Nicely done.
Paul Clavet you are a gentleman and a scholar and a dirty dirty ninja. I salute you.
I have no fucking clue what that was about, i'm just glad there is shit talking in super nerd games like there is on Modern Warfare. " fight me one on one pussy?" also i assume the squid reference implies you were in the navy, which is by far the most insulting thing he posted.
Paul Clavet > I see that you’re practicing now for the battle
i laughed so hard i cried.
i've missed some good mlyt tears recently!