[See Tyr Anasazi for the title reference.]

Captain Charismatic probes out a Dominix, loots, and gets shot at. He calls in backup and Zarago and I respond. Using the full advantage of our fleet, I go to the mission site in a Covops.

Tyr arrives a few moments later and starts shooting NPCs again. I slow-boat over to him for a warp in, but he takes off as I get close (still cloaked). We discover that he has a corpmate sitting on the undock of our station in an Incursus. We figure the game is up by now, and Charismatic's agro timer runs out. But Tyr returns and keeps missioning. Charismatic comes back to loot once again, and the Incursus follows him around but never actually fires. Eventually they warp off again. We wait.

They come back. I warp off for a salvage frig. I come back and start looting. Tyr locks me and opens fire. Why he did this with the Dominix and not his corpmate is beyond me, but it was a stupid move. Charismatic runs around to keep them distracted while I go for the Gank Abbadon. As I'm getting ready to undock, Charismatic receives fire and goes off for the Raven.

So by this point I figure this guy can't be this stupid and is aligning for warp as I start my warp to him. Nope, he's an idiot. A few seconds later he is pointed and getting pounded by lasers and neuts. I take out his drones one by one as his armor fades. He's 25% into armor when Charismatic arrives and starts unloading torpedoes on him. Zarago is there for RR just as soon. Not that it's necessary...

He opens a convo when he is at 50% hull and asks to give ransom. Seriously, dude? Even if I stopped now the 6 battleship NPCs still firing on you would kill you, and Charismatic's torps would rape you before I told him to stop firing. Fail.

[04:20:34] Tyr Anasaze > are you going to take a bounty?
[04:20:40] Khalia Nestune > not at this point
[04:20:45] Khalia Nestune > should have tried earlier

His Dominix goes away. We grab his stuff and reap delicious tears.

[04:20:58] Tyr Anasaze > ah well guess the world needs assholes to ninja loot
[04:21:05] Tyr Anasaze > i did i asked in local
[04:21:12] Khalia Nestune > You learned not to shoot ;)
[04:21:18] Khalia Nestune > Or I hope you did!
[04:21:30] Tyr Anasaze > ya well what can you do with pussy assholes that ninja loot

In local:

[ 2010.02.10 04:28:55 ] Khalia Nestune > Yo Tyr, you fit a Large Repper and a Medium Repper to your Domi? I can send you some ISK for "How Not To Fail Fit, For Dummies'
[ 2010.02.10 04:29:52 ] Captain Charismatic > Tyr... stolen name from a show...
[ 2010.02.10 04:30:54 ] Tyr Anasaze > well then send me some isk bitch boy it took 2 of you to gank me

[ 2010.02.10 04:31:25 ] Captain Charismatic > Lol, khal could have managed it alone perfectly... you were retarded enough to shoot at me... why not come back
[ 2010.02.10 04:31:56 ] Khalia Nestune > heh yeah you were well into hull before he started shooting
[ 2010.02.10 04:32:00 ] Tyr Anasaze > what ever i am not going to argue with kids in local
[ 2010.02.10 04:32:12 ] Captain Charismatic > Kids... lol.
[ 2010.02.10 04:32:44 ] Khalia Nestune > Tear Capacitor: [E-------!F]
[ 2010.02.10 04:32:50 ] Captain Charismatic > :)
[ 2010.02.10 04:33:05 ] Amrasco Valor > i like that
[ 2010.02.10 04:33:06 ] Captain Charismatic > Thank you Tear, I mean Tyr... you have fueld our ships