Yep, it's been quiet 'round here, but we aren't dead by a longshot. Much of Jerks have been doing their own thing for the past little while, a few of us are into infiltration...

So... Heist #2. Bit more successful.

So I log into my infiltration alt this morning, and a bunch of the corp members are yapping about a Drake fit that's absolutely horrid, and I completely rip on it and him. Granted, I was a bit harsh and all, but people need to learn. For the record, it was a full T1 drake. Not even best named. Here is the convo. Names have been changed to avoid my alt getting compromised. :)

[ 2010.07.11 21:36:14 ] Infil Alt > Again, respec best named T1 if you must
[ 2010.07.11 21:37:04 ] Infil Alt > All I've seen coming out of this corp every time someone links something are completely fail fits. Like, for example. Explain this Raven.

//The Raven linked is a raven with Heavy Launchers and Tachyon Beams one of the directors had posted before.//

[ 2010.07.11 21:38:00 ] idiot 1 > idiot 1's Drake
[ 2010.07.11 21:38:26 ] Infil Alt > That's decent.
[ 2010.07.11 21:39:07 ] idiot 2 > I CANT USE TECH 2 CRAP do you not understand english!!!!
[ 2010.07.11 21:39:15 ] Infil Alt > Infil Alt > Again, respec best named T1 if you must
[ 2010.07.11 21:39:50 ] Infil Alt > Read what I type.
[ 2010.07.11 21:40:55 ] Idiot 3 > I don't like Infil Alt at this point... even if right, he's a jerk about it
[ 2010.07.11 21:40:59 ] director > join ts grrr
[ 2010.07.11 21:41:30 ] Infil Alt > Lol. Aww. You hurt my feelings.
[ 2010.07.11 21:41:47 ] Idiot 3 > yeah, i don't like him... how do we get rid of him?
[ 2010.07.11 21:42:03 ] Infil Alt > Lol, I'm only an asshole to people that don't listen to what I say the first time
[ 2010.07.11 21:42:24 ] Idiot 3 > So you're an asshole to anyone with a different opinion
[ 2010.07.11 21:42:25 ] Idiot 3 > thats mature
[ 2010.07.11 21:42:52 ] Infil Alt > No. Again read what I type
[ 2010.07.11 21:43:17 ] Infil Alt > To people who don't listen the first time.
[ 2010.07.11 21:43:48 ] Idiot 3 > I'm pretty sure everyone can READ what you WROTE the first time.... heck the probably read it a few times
[ 2010.07.11 21:44:09 ] Idiot 3 > they just don't agree with you or are unable to fit the loadout you suggest at this time
[ 2010.07.11 21:44:39 ] Infil Alt > Which is why you look at a T2 fit, respec the mods for BEST NAMED T1 and switch to the T2 ones as you get the skills ASAP.
[ 2010.07.11 21:45:08 ] idiot 2 > thats when you POST T1 NAMED FIT!!!
[ 2010.07.11 21:45:15 ] Infil Alt > Negative.
[ 2010.07.11 21:45:24 ] Infil Alt > Because then people don't know what to train for.
[ 2010.07.11 21:45:40 ] idiot 2 > i know what to train for
[ 2010.07.11 21:45:48 ] idiot 2 > but for now i need T1
[ 2010.07.11 21:45:49 ] Idiot 3 > I vote Infil Alt off the island
[ 2010.07.11 21:45:55 ] idiot 2 > ok
[ 2010.07.11 21:46:09 ] Infil Alt > Lol, what, because I'm right? Suck it up dude.
[ 2010.07.11 21:46:42 ] idiot 2 > right??
[ 2010.07.11 21:46:52 ] idiot 2 > no your just an ass who doesnt listen
[ 2010.07.11 21:47:15 ] Infil Alt > I read everything you say. And all I hear is a noob that doesn't understand the game.
[ 2010.07.11 21:47:23 ] Idiot 3 > I don;'t care if you're right, I already wrote that. See above ↑↑↑
[ 2010.07.11 21:47:25 ] idiot 2 > i said that i need a T1 FIT FOR A "DRAKE"
[ 2010.07.11 21:47:36 ] Infil Alt > So fit it lol.
[ 2010.07.11 21:47:40 ] idiot 2 > NOT A T2
[ 2010.07.11 21:47:57 ] Idiot 3 > Infil Alt is too busy trying to make himself sound smug that he forgets to explain himself
[ 2010.07.11 21:48:01 ] Infil Alt > Are you incapable of looking at a T2 fit and checking the market for the best named alternative of the modules?
[ 2010.07.11 21:48:52 ] idiot 2 > Are you incable of posting a T1 FIT????
[ 2010.07.11 21:50:03 ] Infil Alt > No. It's just too time consuming. What's the problem with looking at the market? I think the main problem is that you don't know how to fit things yourself and rely on others to tell you what to do.
[ 2010.07.11 21:50:14 ] idiot 2 > Is it soo hard to post a T1 fitting?
[ 2010.07.11 21:50:33 ] Infil Alt > Nobody who knows what they're doing flies a T1 drake.
[ 2010.07.11 21:50:37 ] Idiot 3 > "Time consuming.... the time could have spent instead of argueing? thats good
[ 2010.07.11 21:50:55 ] idiot 2 > I can fit it but people complain so ask ask people to post thiers so i have an idea
[ 2010.07.11 21:51:31 ] Infil Alt > If people complain about your fits then you _do not_ know how to fit things.
[ 2010.07.11 21:51:42 ] idiot 2 > you were new at EVE at one point aswell dont forget that...
[ 2010.07.11 21:52:14 ] Infil Alt > Yes, granted. But a month or so in I figured out how to pick my modules.
[ 2010.07.11 21:52:22 ] idiot 2 > If you think your soo ggood go live in 0.0
[ 2010.07.11 21:52:28 ] Infil Alt > I did dude.
[ 2010.07.11 21:52:48 ] idiot 2 > then why are you in ghesis???
[ 2010.07.11 21:53:02 ] Infil Alt > My main lived in 0.0. Alliance called Vangaurd.
[ 2010.07.11 21:53:07 ] Infil Alt > I have 3 accounts.
[ 2010.07.11 21:53:18 ] Idiot 3 > probably an asshole on each one too lol
[ 2010.07.11 21:53:23 ] Infil Alt > Negative.
[ 2010.07.11 21:53:36 ] Idiot 3 > Psitive like aids in your mom
[ 2010.07.11 21:53:41 ] Infil Alt > ?
[ 2010.07.11 21:53:45 ] Infil Alt > Where'd that come from?
[ 2010.07.11 21:54:02 ] Infil Alt > Isn't that the kinda insult you hear from a 13 year old on Counter Strike?
[ 2010.07.11 21:54:03 ] Idiot 3 > Probably a spider monkey...
[ 2010.07.11 21:55:01 ] Infil Alt > What?
[ 2010.07.11 21:55:05 ] idiot 2 > by the way your talking Infil Alt you sound like a fuckin 9 year old
[ 2010.07.11 21:55:14 ] Idiot 3 > Agreed
[ 2010.07.11 21:55:17 ] Infil Alt > ? From the way I'm talking?
[ 2010.07.11 21:55:23 ] Idiot 3 > yup
[ 2010.07.11 21:55:26 ] Infil Alt > Explain.
[ 2010.07.11 21:55:31 ] idiot 2 > yes and a kid who always got his way
[ 2010.07.11 21:55:31 ] Idiot 3 > sheesh can't read that the first time
[ 2010.07.11 21:55:40 ] Idiot 3 > read slowly and sound out the words to yourself
[ 2010.07.11 21:55:57 ] Infil Alt > Lol. What do 9 year olds do that I do hmm?
[ 2010.07.11 21:56:11 ] idiot 2 > complain about everything
[ 2010.07.11 21:56:25 ] Idiot 3 > not much of a team player
[ 2010.07.11 21:56:28 ] Infil Alt > Negative. I only complain about stupid shit that needs to get complained about.
[ 2010.07.11 21:56:34 ] idiot 2 > and tell people to do something so that you dont have to do it
[ 2010.07.11 21:56:44 ] Infil Alt > Lol.
[ 2010.07.11 21:56:48 ] idiot 2 > thats what 9 year olds do
[ 2010.07.11 21:56:54 ] Infil Alt > Again, negative.
[ 2010.07.11 21:57:20 ] Infil Alt > Look, you wanted a T1 drake. I'm trying to save you a ship here. You go into a mission, you get scrammed, you die in a T1 drake.
[ 2010.07.11 21:57:24 ] Idiot 3 > Infil Alt you're not in the military, plus if you were cut the bs you're a nine year old
[ 2010.07.11 21:57:39 ] Infil Alt > And how old are you sir?
[ 2010.07.11 21:57:43 ] Idiot 3 > 26
[ 2010.07.11 21:58:05 ] Infil Alt > But you both talk like you're 13 or so.
[ 2010.07.11 21:58:18 ] Infil Alt > Going back the the "your mom" jokes for one thing.
[ 2010.07.11 21:58:26 ] Infil Alt > Reminds me of kids on Xbox Live.
[ 2010.07.11 21:58:28 ] Idiot 3 > I don't think Idiot 2 is talking like a 13 year old
[ 2010.07.11 21:58:37 ] idiot 2 > I HATE complainers and litlle bitches
[ 2010.07.11 21:58:37 ] Idiot 3 > maybe you should go play that then
[ 2010.07.11 21:58:47 ] Infil Alt > No, because you talk like he does, therefore you think he's the same age as you.
[ 2010.07.11 21:59:03 ] Infil Alt > idiot 2 > I HATE complainers and litlle bitchesThen fit your shit right.
[ 2010.07.11 21:59:21 ] idiot 2 > THEN STOP COMPLAINING
[ 2010.07.11 21:59:31 ] Infil Alt > If you fit things right I would.
[ 2010.07.11 21:59:34 ] Idiot 3 > Infil Alt so why does the fits you post have negative rankings on battleclinic?
[ 2010.07.11 21:59:44 ] Infil Alt > Because it was a T1
[ 2010.07.11 22:00:09 ] Infil Alt > andy T1 drake on BC will get negative ratings because people DO NOT use a T1 Drake. EVER
[ 2010.07.11 22:00:19 ] idiot 2 > NO IT ISNT IT HAS T2 CRAP ON IT
[ 2010.07.11 22:00:29 ] Infil Alt > Yes, but much of it is T1
[ 2010.07.11 22:00:35 ] Infil Alt > look at the lowslots
[ 2010.07.11 22:00:43 ] Idiot 3 > For the record I think my piss went the farthest
[ 2010.07.11 22:00:48 ] Infil Alt > Lol.
[ 2010.07.11 22:00:53 ] idiot 2 > what about the high slots and the med?
[ 2010.07.11 22:00:59 ] Infil Alt > Doesn't matter
[ 2010.07.11 22:01:00 ] idiot 2 > thier T2
[ 2010.07.11 22:01:09 ] idiot 2 > YES IT DOES
[ 2010.07.11 22:01:16 ] Infil Alt > On a drake, if there is like 1 T1 modules, people will give it negative ratings.
[ 2010.07.11 22:01:39 ] Infil Alt > This is why I fit my own ships and don't bother asking other people.
[ 2010.07.11 22:01:41 ] idiot 2 > maybe you need a life
[ 2010.07.11 22:01:51 ] idiot 2 > I have one
[ 2010.07.11 22:01:53 ] Infil Alt > Explain that last comment.
[ 2010.07.11 22:02:11 ] idiot 2 > im not planning on playing eve forever
[ 2010.07.11 22:02:15 ] Idiot 3 > I'm watching snakes on a plane. this conversation is perfect for it
[ 2010.07.11 22:02:26 ] idiot 2 > and im not going to spend about $200 a year for this
[ 2010.07.11 22:02:36 ] Infil Alt > Explain how having a life impacts this discussion?
[ 2010.07.11 22:02:51 ] Infil Alt > idiot 2 > and im not going to spend about $200 a year for thisSo do everyone a favor and quit EVE now.
[ 2010.07.11 22:03:04 ] idiot 2 > you first
[ 2010.07.11 22:03:14 ] idiot 2 > you have 3 paid accounts
[ 2010.07.11 22:03:14 ] Infil Alt > But I don't fail at this game.
[ 2010.07.11 22:03:25 ] Infil Alt > No I do not.
[ 2010.07.11 22:03:25 ] Idiot 3 > Is anyone rage quits someone needs to give me all their stuff
[ 2010.07.11 22:03:25 ] idiot 2 > yeah well niether do i
[ 2010.07.11 22:03:43 ] Infil Alt > I pay for my accounts via PLEX. All 3 of them.
[ 2010.07.11 22:04:09 ] idiot 2 > whatever
[ 2010.07.11 22:04:12 ] Infil Alt > lol
[ 2010.07.11 22:04:14 ] Idiot 3 > CCCCCCONVO CHANGER: Arent the new changes to plex awesome!
[ 2010.07.11 22:04:22 ] idiot 2 > im just gonna stop now
[ 2010.07.11 22:04:35 ] Infil Alt > Yes, it means I can kill retards that have a ton of plex in their shuttles' hold.
[ 2010.07.11 22:04:51 ] Idiot 3 > That would make my day to kill someone and find a plex!
[ 2010.07.11 22:05:20 ] Infil Alt > AFK for a bit. :) Troll successful apparently.someone in my main's corp popped a shuttle and all 3 plex dropped.
[ 2010.07.11 22:05:37 ] Idiot 3 > WOW
[ 2010.07.11 22:05:48 ] Idiot 3 > I applaud that
[ 2010.07.11 22:06:11 ] Idiot 3 > Its gotta be the most expensive small item right?

//Umm no...... There are faction mods worth more than a PLEX.//

So, from that convo, it got a couple pissed off enough at me to complain to the directors of the corp, and I found out a little later that I had a few roles removed as a result of it.

After finding out that some key roles had been removed, I checked on what I did have. Apparently they took away a couple pos roles, so I couldn't cart the whole thing off as I planned, but I still had access to pretty much everything else.

After a bit of decision making in TNA chat, I warped my Orca alt's pod over to the POS system, way off in Amarr space, and positioned him at the shield.

I had taken a look at the corp hangars before at the POS and knew what I'd probably get, so I wasn't surprised to see two Orcas and a Nighthawk. I launched the first Orca, and started bumping it with my stabber (the 100mn ab stabber Meccros suggested works rather well :P). After 3 or 4 half ass bumps, the ship was out of the POS shield, and my alt had boarded it.

As I launched and started bumping the nighthawk away from the POS, I took a look at my new Orca. Well holy shit... The thing was T2 fitted and rigged, and had a 100mn Republic Fleet AB. Inside it were two Claw Interceptors. :) My main had actually been needing once recently, so score. :)

I warped back to base with both of my characters, leaving the Orca at base and warping the alt back to the POS, and thieved everything I could from the corp hangar with my infil alt. This included some 80 million trit, 12000 Zydrine (worth a nice amount of ISK), and about 30 BPC's for some random T1 / T2 modules. Among them, I had to gawk for a second, because I found myself a large ship assembly array  BPO (which I had heard them talking about buying this very morning, worth about 100m), and...... a Drake BPO, worth about 375m.

After looting all of that, I undocked in the Stabber again, and warped back to the POS.

I launched the second Orca, and proceeded to bump it as I had before. As it was just clearing the POS shield, the corp CEO warps in to the POS, presumably he needed ammo or something, because I knew he was on a group L4 mission with the rest of the bears.. I looked in corp chat as my alt boarded my second new Orca just long enough to see this:

[ 2010.07.11 23:52:11 ] Corp CEO> Umm, wtf are u doing

I sped off with my infil alt, and docked him, closing his client, looking forward to the many mailtears that should await me when I check back after my roles have dropped. As my Orca alt sat there with the CEO a few km off, I took a look over this Orca. Also T2 rigged and fitted! But no faction this time :( But there was more in store. :P

I opened cargo to see a bunch of random T2 mods, and about 30k T2 missiles, presumably for the CEO's Nighthawk, which I had nicked as well. But the real prize was the ship maint, array. I opened it up, and had to open it again to make sure it wasn't a bug. Inside the ship array was a Proteus, and a Loki. I knew the corp had T3 assets, but I thought they were always piloted. I guess not! From the conversations I overheard in corp, I guess them to be each worth around 500m (cheap bears fit cheaply).

I docked the second Orca up right away, as to avoid a suicide attempt, and started counting the shinies. :)

So my final tally is:

2x T2 fit and rigged orcas, one with faction AB.

2.3 BILLION ISK.

Various T1 and T2 mods, and assets:

200 million ISK.

Fully fitted Nighthawk:

270 million ISK.

Two fitted T3 ship:

Approx 1 BILLION ISK.

Final count:

3.77 BILLION ISK.

Not bad for a month's work, I'd say.

I'll add pictures later, if and when I feel like Photoshopping all the fun informational my_alt_will_never_infil_again bits, and I'll add tears if / when I get them. But for now, I think this is decent. :) Much better than the original Orca Heist. I seem to have a pattern of involving an Orca or two every time I rip someone off... Let's see if I can't keep that going.