I was out today doing my normal Sunday afternoon solo ninja salvaging. I scanned down a missionbear finishing up a large single-room Angel mission. I warped in with my Firetail and got to work. For context, here's what our victim was saying in local just prior to my invasion:

D3vastator > my acct is newly reactivated, haven't played for yeaars :P
D3vastator > what's a good tool for planning ship fittings? any programs or websites y'all use?

He warps in an alt in a salvage Catalyst, but I just orbit the destroyer and salvage the wrecks before he can. He doesn't get a single one.

D3vastator > Paul Clavet, you little piece of shit - leave the salvage alone
Paul Clavet > what?
Feyona > Ahh, good old Dodixie.
Paul Clavet > this is my salvage mission
Paul Clavet > my agent gave me this BM
Estrixx > throwdown
Estrixx > FIGHT
Zarere > damn, why dont i ever get one of those who begin to whine in local when you grief them...
Paul Clavet > Man, these trit bars are crazy good
Paul Clavet > You're missing out on this, man
D3vastator > Paul, !@#$ off assbag
Paul Clavet > assbag?
Paul Clavet > that's a new one
Zarere > Gogo Paul <3
Feyona > <3 SN
D3vastator > feel free to take some loot too Paul
Zarere > Paul, you want some help finding new sites?, i can have my main scanning for players in a rigged imicus
Paul Clavet > I'm good
Paul Clavet > this angel field is huge
D3vastator > sure did - now the asshole's thieving the salvage....god, sometimes I hate this game
damgood85 > just wait till you run into the crew i found a few min ago
damgood85 > big ass angle field and the poped there own wrecks
Paul Clavet > D3vastator, sounds like the game hates you too
Zarere > D3vastator, welcome to eve
D3vastator > it's just ridiculous that I'm not allowed to drag your corpse behind my Raven even though you're stealing
Zarere > the game where most people are asshats
Pseudo Ucksth > if it was thieving then concord would blast him ;)
Pseudo Ucksth > i'm not an asshat :<
damgood85 > salvage is first come first severd just like in real life
Paul Clavet > heh heh
Paul Clavet > This is some great salvage
Zarere > haha ^
D3vastator > it's sophisticated to scavenge the kills of others? get a life
Paul Clavet > 18 trit bars so far
Zarere > D3vastator, is that going to be all youre doing in eve?
Zarere > doing missions?
Feyona > Go back to Providence if you hate Dodixie so much, then.
D3vastator > no Zarere, just doin' this to gain some ISK....which is less than it should be because CCP protects little thieving !@#$ers
Zarere > oh yeah
Zarere > rite
Zarere > concord
Paul Clavet > hahaha
Zarere > ...
Pseudo Ucksth > yeah but what about when there was before salvage :>
Marcus Gideon > Oh Em Ge... I'm missioning in the single most busy system in the region... why am I being Ninja'd??
Feyona > there is no concord, just shoot him
Zarere > d3vastator, hes taken your salvage, there is currently a bug in the overview interface which doesnt show that people who have agressed you with red
Paul Clavet > Thanks for tractoring all these wrecks to me, d3v

Then I convo him:

Paul Clavet > o/
D3vastator > f'n rude maan
Paul Clavet > No hard feelings?
Paul Clavet > :-D
D3vastator > plenty of hard feelings - that's a crock of crap
Paul Clavet > lol
Paul Clavet > poor thing
Paul Clavet > maybe you could shoot me?
D3vastator > just came back after several years of not playing & CCP still has idiotic crap on the game
Paul Clavet > I guess the game just isn't for you
Paul Clavet > can I have your stuff?
D3vastator > you just took my stuff
Paul Clavet > haha
Paul Clavet > good point!
Paul Clavet > thanks!

Thanks to D3vastator for a great wreck field and some excellent public and private tears.

Edited to add: Message from the victim.

2009.06.28 19:58
Awesome! I didn't realize you were such a tool that you had an uber-twitter (I mean blog) set up too! Man, I'll bet you have at least 3 people (or do you have a step-parent too?) who read it!
Happy thieving!
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2009.06.28 19:56
Just wanted to let you know that you were featured on my blog today:
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