Roofman's Tengu: Not as Winsauce as Khalia's Worm
Short entry, because I'm lazy.
Doing the usual work in Ruvas, and come across Roofman in his Tengu. I don't even steal and he locks me up; so I give it a few and then grab from him. He gives it a few and opens fire on my Worm.
Usually I hold my prey down with the Worm - which has a decent passive tank for a frigate - until the RR shows up, and the Orca for ship-swapping. My only weapons are two rocket launchers and a flight of Warrior IIs - to remove pesky drones as I fly under the target's guns.
He has no drones so I turn the rocket launcher and drones on him, set my orbit, and work quickly to get the RR and Orca on scene. I look back a few seconds later and realize he's actually losing shields quickly. I'm hovering at about 40% shield. It can't be this easy, can it?
He drops into armor and I recall the drones, open a convo window for a ransom. However I forget to turn off the rocket launchers, and he dips into hull and explodes before I can make the ransom attempt. Oops!
Drops: A faction BCS and some T2 toys.
Bonus: 40m worth of T2 salvage from the wreck.
Hilarity: Roofman immediately ragequits.
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Very nice! Keep up the hilarity.
Too be fair... the rat did a fair amount of damage
Yeah, the Tengu was mostly relying on speed to tank the mission. So when you scrammed/webbed him, he was fucked. The rats just chewed him up.
Actually, the rats were dead by this point. He waited until finishing them all to shoot at me. Killmails often get rat info on them from mission runners; CCP seems to count anyone/anything in the last 15 minutes...
Oh.. so he was capable of tanking the damage from the rats.. but not from you?
Apparently so.
oh yeah baby im a ninja. look at me mommy
Your mommy is very proud of you, but she wants you to come home now, she told me you're not supposed to be out after 3.
Awesome
Nice one. Almost as win as Arden's BattleVigil taking battleships down lol. Some people are retarded at fitting their shit.