Upside: I figured out what was causing the stupidly poor video quality, and have fixed it.
Downside: I seem to have had some issues with the final compilation, probably related to having to use intermediate steps in the encoding process which shouldn't be needed now that I know what's going on. There's places where the video freezes for a moment or repeats part of the clip. The worst is a repeat of about a minute that I didn't catch in my hurried editing, but it's of a CNR getting pewed, so it's worth it.

I welcome comments on the video. ANYWAY.

I've done my scan, and one of my hits is a CNR. I arrive to find said CNR, as well as a Dominix and salvage/loot Exequror. They're several rooms in and have all but a couple of the wrecks taken care of. I salvage and loot one wreck, and, not figuring on getting any love, warp away.

As I'm aligning, the CNR targets me and fires. Crazy.

As I head to get JerkRaven, I do a little research and find that both BS pilots are 2004 characters. This is always either very good (alts of a single player) or very bad (roommates, family, or friends that play very closely together).

In this case, it appears to have been alts of the same player, who was mostly AFK. As you can see in the video, it didn't turn out well for him. He turned down my convo request, and right after the fight I tried to contact both players, only to get the following: