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Delicious Tears
69 posts.
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Trollin' The War
What's more fun that making stupid easy ISK on faction warfare? Finding other members of your own militia running those sites, and then entering them to snatch some of the LP. Or, shoot them. I had some fun with this… -
It Was Old Man Goon All Along!
Or, How Paul and Khalia Unintentionally Rode The Coattails of Goonswarm to Almost-Riches So Khalia and I recently sort of came back to Eve. I wanted to try the ninja baiting thing again, but quickly once more fell into… -
Black Prophecy Tears: Ironfrost and his E-Honor
Black Prophecy continues to give me lots of enjoyment. I'd discovered that the character search would not only tell you who was online - on the opposing team - but where they happened to be at that very moment. This… -
Reader Submission: Duselduzi falls into my trap and drops faction loot!
Our first reader submitted story is from player AKeeFa , who writes clearly and concisely, with tears, loot and betrayal. Well done! ---- I don't get much time to grief these days so I quickly scan down a noobish bear… -
AkaVindogkilla Cries Over Spilled CovOps
I'm not dead! I'm of course very, very busy, but in the mean time have been working on a ganking alt . She's been popping pods in Jita while training up to larger ganking boats. I've been using the chance to learn all… -
Ice Miners Go Boom
I was hanging around yesterday in the Gonegalt channel where Goons & friends connect to share intel and coordinate ice miner ganks. Someone mentioned a Mackinaw in Ignebaener. Fellow blogger Planetary Genocide perked… -
He Didn't Get The Memo
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=14352233 [05:48:11] Mafioz Invader > why are you killing anybody thats mining ic [05:48:13] Mafioz Invader > ice [05:49:23] Johanes Miller > New rules, ice mining is… -
I'm not a Goon, I just play one on TV
So Goonswarm has decided to corner the Oxygen Isotope market by killing every blue ice miner in high-security space . I find the idea both clever and interesting - I want to see if they can actually keep it up to make a… -
I Am Paul Clavet's Wasted Life
Though Khalia and I have been in wspace winning and failing spectacularly, there are those who carry my banner without my even asking. I've commented more than once that I feel like the Joe/Jack protagonist in Fight… -
Not Our Finest Hour
It had already been a long day for me working a 12-hour shift with my volunteer ambulance service and then having dinner with my grandparents. When I got home Paul, who is going into his weekend, was up for doing… -
He's Stuck In The Bargaining Phase
Another quiet day in my w-space system. An inventory of cosmic signatures turns up a K162 connection to a Class 2 with a single Minmatar Large Control Tower. That w-space system turns out to have a connection to high… -
Wormholey Fun: 5ksBone's Army
So about a year ago I made an alt with the intention of diving headfirst into wormhole life. This alt was then used as an afk mining alt, then as an infiltration alt.... You know, what happens every time you start an… -
Tearful Taste: Adambad
So I'm salvaging a Drake and he doesn't like me, so he flies off, returns while I'm gone. Then this happens.... [06:44:43] Adambad > Dont hide now its a fair fight [06:47:11] Adambad > runing like a bitch [06:48:10]… -
Tearful Taste: Ninja Tears
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Boomer2674 and Po Mofo Have a Bad Day
I'm poking around Taru last night looking for some careless carebears, and up pops a Nightmare, Maelstrom and Raven all in one mission. Boomer2674 is by himself in the first room, slowboating to the next gate. I swipe… -
Tearful Taste: Gargonis
[19:07:20] Gargonis > gimme my loot [19:07:23] Khalia Nestune > sure [19:07:25] Khalia Nestune > gimme my 15m [19:07:30] Gargonis > fu -
Uh Oh, I Got Someone Upset!
Apparently I'm now getting tears on my Youtube videos: Rattlesnake Kill Video Where To Salvage Video In the amount of time this tard took to scan down a mission he could've gotten a level 4 done. GG on failing on life,… -
Tearful Taste: Sandman 1000
[ 2010.12.17 05:04:20 ] Sandman 1000 > dude your such a homo [ 2010.12.17 05:04:29 ] Khalia Nestune > yes, what of it? [ 2010.12.17 05:04:45 ] Sandman 1000 > did your daddy rape you as a kid and thats how ya ended up… -
Graaatch: Working an Hour for Paul Clavet
So I had a couple of hours, and felt like ganking a carebear. I logged onto Eve and launched probes, finding a Rokh and two Golems within a minute. Knowing that a marauder would be clearing as it went, I held the Rokh… -
Snipehamster downs a Raven, reaps tears
I've been slowly getting back into Eve. So today I'm logged on and Snipehamster in The Ninja Alliance is having some trouble finding a Raven wreck on d-scan in Balginia. I offer to warp down with my pimp'd covops and… -
Tearful Taste: Kampfpanzer
Kampfpanzer > fag Paul Clavet > Yeah, what of it? Kampfpanzer > asshole -
Tearful Taste: Alcina Eva
Wartargets missioning in Dodixie of all places. This happens , then this , then this: [06:27:31] Alcina Eva > Paul Clavet Khalia Nestune Zarago Vemiska Your ass long face told you the same! FC! [06:28:55] Alcina Eva >… -
When All Else Fails, Use Denial
Jerks dropped the war against Ludi Sacerdotales yesterday. We'd got our laughs out of them and were doing more interesting things like taking down POS towers . Apparently former LUDI CEO jaksparra (he dropped to an NPC… -
I Love You Guys, In The Totally Gay Way
Paul and I were just discussing our different styles of posting stories on My Loot, Your Tears. In particular we are both highly amused that we often get people giving us grief in the comments section, because they… -
Tokhein and Moonshots: Racist Bastard
Scene: I've warped into Tokhein's World's Collide and salvaged a few wrecks out from under his CNR in the first room. Moonshots is there in a Hurricane. They both warp off. Tokhein > bye bye paul, not stealing my shit… -
Rothrizar learns Scamming 101, provides delicious tears
I've been away from the Jerk lifestyle for a while, trying some of the other things in EVE. One of the Ninja Alliance members, Meccros, had been making ISK from loan scams - which I had not tried - and I got the chance… -
Tears via Contracts
I warp into a Worlds Collide mission. Mission runner warps out. I come back a while later and he's still not there, but the third room isn't finished and the crew has not been liberated. So I liberate the Ship's Crew… -
AmonWarr Cries Excellent Follow-up Tears
From the comments of my gank of AmonWarr , with my responses: A’lright there fuck nut, if you want to go this road, then let it be what is will be… 1. I was honest when I told you I did not have the corp mate or money… -
Tearful Taste: Frelling Fekkik
Frelling Fekkik > hey Paul Frelling Fekkik > hey, hey Paul Paul Clavet > Yes? Frelling Fekkik > eat a dick -
AmonWarr Doesn't Learn from usmcjeramy, Loses Navy Mega
I'm scanning along in a new time slot for me, and it's like Dodixie is reborn and repopulated with idiots. I scan down a mission with two Navy Megas, piloted by usmcjeramy and AmonWarr. usmcjeramy locks and fires when I… -
U [M-A-D]? Faction cruiser kill and excellent tears
It was late and Paul had just signed off to get some shut-eye. I was considering doing the same, but figured I'd spin the scanning wheel and give it one more chance to provide me with someone foolish enough to open… -
Tebos Has Trust Issues, Pays with Cash and Ferox
So I'm Jerking it up in Ichoriya when I see this in local: Tebos > anyone want to help me out witha ninja? Interesting. I should at least see what's up with him. Maybe it's someone I know, or maybe I can turn it into a… -
Three Kills, One Night: Hilaway, Tamiden, Firemaster
From the evening of 3/30/2010. Note the superb video quality in fullscreen. Also note that YouTube imposes a 10-minute limit on videos, so screw them. Thanks to Khalia for help on the first two kills and for letting me… -
Tearful Taste: November Sky and Overdrive Industries
Orion Maelstrom > Paul... you can have the wrecks, just leave the loot alone Paul Clavet > I fail to see how you are in a position to dictate my actions Paul Clavet > thanks for the Medium 'Solace' I Remote Bulwark… -
Tactical Errors and Delicious Tears: phalanx warriorll
It's just a typical day of salvaging mission runners in Dodixie. The Drake that I'm pulling loot from targets me but holds fire. Eventually all the NPCs are gone and he warps out of the mission. I figure either closing… -
Night of the Fail-Fleets, Part II: Mando'a Navy
After helping Khalia and Charismatic down a fleet earlier in the evening , I was out Ninjaing and came across a Typhoon piloted by Grymmstorm, running what looked like a level 2 mission! Of course, as soon as I looted… -
The delusions of the e-honor crowd
I found CadetBoot in his Hyperion and started eating up his tasty loot. A few minutes later, an Evemail arrives. What follows is the entire back and forth, edited for clarity. I find this a perfect example of the reason… -
Tyr Anasaze should have stayed in Andromeda
[See Tyr Anasazi for the title reference.] Captain Charismatic probes out a Dominix, loots, and gets shot at. He calls in backup and Zarago and I respond. Using the full advantage of our fleet, I go to the mission site… -
Shoopusmawhoopus Infiltrates Corp, Steals Orca, Kills Retrievers, Pods
Great post over at Rifter Experiences by Shoopusmahwhoopus, who I understand is getting started on the bait-and-gank and griefer lifestyle. With three days and just a couple hours of work, he robbed a new-ish carebear… -
PQLSEHUNDEN Loses Dominix, 50M to JerkTengu
Yawn. I enter the mission and steal a T1 1MN afterburner. The Dominix shoots. I retrieve JerkTengu from the Orca and, after selecting the correct damage type, start knocking big chunks of carebear armor off. Paul Clavet… -
STWizard: Fool Me Thrice...
So I'm poking along in my Vigil, cleaning up the last of my scan hits. I warp to a Dominix hit that is half an hour old, nearly guaranteeing that the goods will be long gone when I arrive. Only in this case, what I find… -
Tsunayoshi Sawada: Tasty Tears, No Domi
I can't blog these fast enough. The day, the day the Domi died. tl;dr: Two Domi's in World's Collide. They shoot. I shoot back. One warps off, they other pops after I get no ransom. Note: Thanks to Cyras DeValera for RR… -
For the Hat Trick: Fabian Akbar loses a Domi
Yes, this makes three kills in one night: Nighthawk, Megatron, Dominix. Too many Dominix in Dodixie. They're like the Ford Escort of mission running ships - everywhere, everyone uses them. And they rarely shoot. But I… -
EvilArt: One mega down, and he owes me 300m
I'll let the chat log speak for itself, along with the killmail . I warped in to this no-gate mission and started looting. He fires and I warp off. [ 2010.01.10 04:40:19 ] EvilArt > ты кто? [ 2010.01.10 04:40:21 ]… -
Sungi Verto Shoots, Scores (One Lost Navy Megathron)
I have raw video of this fight, but the software I was using is flaking out and I haven't time to work on it any more before I head out of town for the week. Sorry about that. The scene is a large single-room Serpentis… -
Teh Dizzle Charges and Fails, Twice.
So I'm salvaging along in Dodixie when I come across a Catalyst salvaging a room. I follow him, flying to the wrecks he is tractoring and salvaging them out from under his nose. This is usually something I do purely for… -
Lost In Space: The Tears
Woke up today to my WH to find a Megathron and a Zephyr on scan. Scanned down the mega pretty quickly, and as I arrived cloaked I found the Zephyr arrived too. Went and got into my 100km+ sniper Apoc, returned, killed… -
Tearful Taste: The Legi0n
welcome! From: The Legi0n Sent: 2009.12.13 20:46 To: Paul Clavet, fuck you you little bitch. go farm your own shit it would take the same ammount of time fuck your worthless life you cock jouster. -
Tearful Taste: Gunner Jake
gunner jake > yo Paul Clavet > o/ gunner jake > what cAN I DO FOR YOU MATEY # Paul Clavet > I didn't ask you for anything Paul Clavet > you opened this convo, not me Paul Clavet > so what can *I* do for *you*? gunner… -
Academia-Flavored Tears
I thought that one of the more recent comments deserved front-page attention. You are really a worthless sack of shit, that you prey on other people and laugh at them? I realize it's a game but honestly? You're not a… -
More Tears from RRH231/RRH232/Taylor Davis
In my eve mail this morning: From Taylor Davis: Topic: I just don't care 2009.10.31 05:12 This is what I sent to the guys in my corp. Don't feel bad this game is just not for me. I am not paying money to play a game I… -
Tearful Taste: RRH231
A few hours after I declared war on his corp, RRH231 opened a convo with me. RRH231 > HI Paul Clavet > o/ RRH231 > I see we are at war for some reason Paul Clavet > ask your new member RRH231 > I am talking to you Paul… -
Blewzmann, Part IV: Mother of God, Blewzmann. Why?
The war between DEADS and TEARS ended some time ago, but the merc corps hired to fight them kept their wars active because the DEADS folks continue to undock in and lose ridonkulously expensive ships. Solty and his crew… -
Blewzmann, part III: Blewzmann loses all, again.
I'm fuzzy on how it started, but somehow we got a few ninjas together in a WT-hunting fleet. Kahega was being camped by three DEADS members, including Blewzmann (also known as "the man with the 2B faction-fit… -
Blewzmann, Part II: Impotent Ragetears
Kahega received the following Eve mail from Blewzmann, the WT who he wtfpwned a while back in a multi-billion ISK battlecruiser : Yes I do have some nice friends here. I hope you and I don't meet again becasue you would… -
Awesome tears at Prime's place.
Velocity Prime posts some awesome tears left on his blog . If you don't have his blog bookmarked, then I suggest you fix that. I will now break down the post and respond to it as if it were mine to respond to. Your… -
Joa'har falls to NinjaRaven, cries about it
So the fail-dec from the carebear alliance continues, but I continue to salvage in Dodixie, even when there are a half-dozen enemy pilots trying to track me down. They haven't caught me yet. Today I scanned down a… -
Kahega wins the NinjaLottery, Blewzmann loses all
First rule of Eve: Only undock with what you can afford to lose. This rule is violated every day by missionbears, who undock faction-fitted faction PvE battleships that represent the whole of their net worth in Eve.… -
I made a carebear quit Eve. Yes, she gave me all her stuff.
That email in french from Ju'Ane d'Ellenarile that I got after killing her Hyperion? I should have looked at it more closely: 2009.08.29 03:54 embrassez mon âne à fourrure.. Babelfish translates it to "Kiss my rear with… -
A Tale of Two Carebears
Many EvE players don't understand what Suddenly Ninjas is all about. For the mission and miner carebears, we're mean folks who steal your stuff. For the "l33t hardcore" PvPers, we're just some corp who grief people in… -
drucore Learns A Lesson, part Deux
It was a typical Sunday for Suddenly Ninjas. An impromptu salvage operation formed in Dodixie and proceeded to yoink anything of value from the 300 strong carebears online at that time. After a solid 4 to 5 hours of… -
Introduction: I'm Michella and I'm a tearoholic
o/ I'm Michella and I'm a tearaholic. Not like a normal "pirate" who enjoys blowing up internet spaceships for internet moneyz, I like blowing up internet spaceships so when people go to work on Monday they don't have… -
Delicious Tears: Psymn
Khalia here again. Occasionally we in Suddenly Ninjas get tears even when not salvaging. Here's a nice encounter with a big e-peen fellow named Psymn. I enjoyed how Dodixie local stepped in for some smack on him, too.… -
Mythicon learns not to shoot at ninjas
Hello all, my Eve name is Khalia Nestune, and you may have seen me mentioned in some of Paul's earlier posts. Paul has invited me to contribute some occasional stories of loot, tears and gank to My Loot, Your Tears. The… -
JeepGeneral and jasia: You'd think they would learn.
Don't shoot at ninja salvagers. Bad things happen. One of my six or so scan hits is a missionrunning duo of jasia in a Megathron and JeepGeneral in a Dominix. It's a very large-single room mission with lots of waves of… -
Tearful Taste: Hiko Seijiro
(This is a new feature, where I present a short conversation log without comment. While not as epic as Tears Features, I do find snippets satisfying enough to share.) Paul Clavet > o/ Hiko Seijiro > hi, why are you in… -
NinjaFleet TearOp Report, July 3, 2009
Also titled: Don't shoot at NinjaFleet. Also titled: Don't make RL threats on Eve. Also titled: NinjaFleet gets rich. I'll keep this short and sweet, because it's very late and I'm tired. We had our regularly-scheduled… -
Tears Feature: D3vastator
I was out today doing my normal Sunday afternoon solo ninja salvaging. I scanned down a missionbear finishing up a large single-room Angel mission. I warped in with my Firetail and got to work. For context, here's what… -
In which Drucore learns a valuable lesson
As the new Director of Salvage Operations for Suddenly Ninjas, I figured that it was important to get a team salvage operation going ASAP to fly the colors. Sometime I'll go over the mechanics of such operations, but…