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Back in the Sadae, I Mean, Saddle
So, I'm back, after about eight months away. As a small business owner, I get to decide when I work. As a small business owner with a crushing inferiority complex and a massive fear of bankruptcy, I had been deciding to… -
Now THIS is how you make a recruitment video!
The stolen Eve trailer video combined with screenshots taken with a camera pointed at a monitor combine to create a mosaic of awesome unlike anything I've ever seen before. Also, posting with the same account as used… -
Chase08888 Hands Paul Clavet 600M ISK
Remember back in October of 2009 when Michella infiltrated Transfixion ? A young man named Chase08888/Chase88888 was one of the primary victims of that infiltration and the subsequent extortion. It appears that shortly… -
Taildust Gives Paul Clavet a Loki
I was talking with Khalia out of game and announced that it was time for me to get my ninja on. He had been doing his ninja thing in Ammold where I was based at the time, but was frustrated that he wasn't getting any… -
Gunbuster Rono donates his Apocalypse Navy Issue to Jerks
Three hours of ninja salvaging had gone by without a single mission runner shooting at me. I was getting desperate. When I scanned down an Apocalypse Navy Issue, I grabbed a gank Hurricane I had sitting around and… -
Uh Oh, I Got Someone Upset!
Apparently I'm now getting tears on my Youtube videos: Rattlesnake Kill Video Where To Salvage Video In the amount of time this tard took to scan down a mission he could've gotten a level 4 done. GG on failing on life,… -
psyphirus likes to throw away ISK - fine by me
I finally got back into the Ninja lifestyle. After taking out a CNR and a Tengu on my first day, I moved location for variety. I just purchased that truly evil of faction battleships, the Bhaalgorn, and was eager to… -
Graaatch: Working an Hour for Paul Clavet
So I had a couple of hours, and felt like ganking a carebear. I logged onto Eve and launched probes, finding a Rokh and two Golems within a minute. Knowing that a marauder would be clearing as it went, I held the Rokh… -
Mixed Griefer Fleet Suicide Ganks 30B+ BearBoat
Congrats to our newest Jerk, Schmetterflug, for being part of a seven-ship fleet that suicide-ganked an officer-fit Paladin on a gate in hisec. The ship is conservatively valued at 30 billion ISK, but there's no way to… -
War! Ludi Sacerdotales, Part1
Captain Charismatic has a skill for finding corporations which are worth Jerks attention. Most recently he found us Ludi Sacerdotales , who were allowing anyone with a pulse to join. Captain joined under one of his alts… -
Tokhein and Moonshots: Racist Bastard
Scene: I've warped into Tokhein's World's Collide and salvaged a few wrecks out from under his CNR in the first room. Moonshots is there in a Hurricane. They both warp off. Tokhein > bye bye paul, not stealing my shit… -
Aegamaeous, Aelemaeous, Please Shut the Fuck Up
I am a Jerk. This means I am prepared to be an honorless bastard with no morals. However I reserve this for my targets - others of similar mindset are (usually) treated with a spirit of comradeship until otherwise… -
AmonWarr Doesn't Learn from usmcjeramy, Loses Navy Mega
I'm scanning along in a new time slot for me, and it's like Dodixie is reborn and repopulated with idiots. I scan down a mission with two Navy Megas, piloted by usmcjeramy and AmonWarr. usmcjeramy locks and fires when I… -
Three Kills, One Night: Hilaway, Tamiden, Firemaster
From the evening of 3/30/2010. Note the superb video quality in fullscreen. Also note that YouTube imposes a 10-minute limit on videos, so screw them. Thanks to Khalia for help on the first two kills and for letting me… -
Tactical Errors and Delicious Tears: phalanx warriorll
It's just a typical day of salvaging mission runners in Dodixie. The Drake that I'm pulling loot from targets me but holds fire. Eventually all the NPCs are gone and he warps out of the mission. I figure either closing… -
Night of the Fail-Fleets, Part II: Mando'a Navy
After helping Khalia and Charismatic down a fleet earlier in the evening , I was out Ninjaing and came across a Typhoon piloted by Grymmstorm, running what looked like a level 2 mission! Of course, as soon as I looted… -
JerkRaven Downs Four: Always Bet on Stupid
I was salvaging a mission that had just been completed which at varying times had been home to a Kronos, Dominix, Raven, Cormorant, and Damnation. Conventional wisdom is to not attempt bait-and-gank on multiple… -
mmmazay: Three Steps to Dead CareBoats
Step 1: Find Gallente Battleship Wreck in a mission. Loot it. Step 2: Convo owner. Offer to give crap back at a planet. Step 3: When owner comes in brand new Dominix to take crap, pew him . -
Shoopusmawhoopus Infiltrates Corp, Steals Orca, Kills Retrievers, Pods
Great post over at Rifter Experiences by Shoopusmahwhoopus, who I understand is getting started on the bait-and-gank and griefer lifestyle. With three days and just a couple hours of work, he robbed a new-ish carebear… -
IT'S A TRAP! .... FAIL
Short one before I log for the night. Find a one Niccolo Duku running a Krull's Pleasure Hub in his Dominix. Niccolo doesn't like me very much, but refrains from firing until he's warped out and back in a few times and… -
STWizard: Fool Me Thrice...
So I'm poking along in my Vigil, cleaning up the last of my scan hits. I warp to a Dominix hit that is half an hour old, nearly guaranteeing that the goods will be long gone when I arrive. Only in this case, what I find… -
fydeg Meets JerkRaven, Dies Boringly, Threatens Doom
So I'm salvaging a Mission Generic field. Actually, I'm just looting. Metal Scraps are a pain. There's a Raven there, but the mission is complete and it's just hanging around. I get a convo: [ 2010.01.09 15:35:49 ]… -
Teh Dizzle Charges and Fails, Twice.
So I'm salvaging along in Dodixie when I come across a Catalyst salvaging a room. I follow him, flying to the wrecks he is tractoring and salvaging them out from under his nose. This is usually something I do purely for… -
Non-Anonymous Anonymous Threats of Doom
Got a convo out of the blue today. I'll share it with you now: --------------------------------------------------------------- Channel ID: -6276317 Channel Name: Group Chat (sMoKiNsTiEn, Crofistor) Listener: Paul Clavet… -
Goldangel and Luckyduce Shoot at Paul Clavet, Pay in Blood
Upside: I figured out what was causing the stupidly poor video quality, and have fixed it. Downside: I seem to have had some issues with the final compilation, probably related to having to use intermediate steps in the… -
Lost In Space, Tears follow-up
I got back from dinner to see a Gallente Battleship wreck and two corpses on the d-scanner. =) After scooping the corpses and salvaging the wreck, I opened a conversation up with Roniki. He turns out to be very, very… -
100M Bounty on Drucore's Hulk
Remember drucore? Well, someone tipped me off to the following: I am offering a 100M bounty on drucore's hulk. I am open to the thought of bounties on other ships he flies, but I don't want to make myself vulnerable to… -
Tearful Taste: Gunner Jake
gunner jake > yo Paul Clavet > o/ gunner jake > what cAN I DO FOR YOU MATEY # Paul Clavet > I didn't ask you for anything Paul Clavet > you opened this convo, not me Paul Clavet > so what can *I* do for *you*? gunner… -
Transfixion, Part II: How to Take Infiltration to Demoralization in Three Short Days
For the first part, please read this entry first: So Long Transfixion, and Thanks for all the Fish This is a chatlog-heavy post, but if you'll patiently read through them you'll see how I used Mich's infiltration work,… -
Blewzmann, Part IV: Mother of God, Blewzmann. Why?
The war between DEADS and TEARS ended some time ago, but the merc corps hired to fight them kept their wars active because the DEADS folks continue to undock in and lose ridonkulously expensive ships. Solty and his crew… -
Voxeltree learns: Never turn your back on a Jerk.
You know what they say about Megathron pilots. They always shoot ninjas . I don't know why, but a significant percentage of Megathron pilots will shoot at ninja salvagers, then stick around to have their ship aerated.… -
Epic Ninja Work: Orca Theft
I've been putting this story off since I've been in the middle of moving, but it deserves to be told (and Paul has been bugging me about it). I was doing my usual scan-and-salvage work a few nights ago, when a call went… -
Blewzmann, part III: Blewzmann loses all, again.
I'm fuzzy on how it started, but somehow we got a few ninjas together in a WT-hunting fleet. Kahega was being camped by three DEADS members, including Blewzmann (also known as "the man with the 2B faction-fit… -
Blewzmann, Part II: Impotent Ragetears
Kahega received the following Eve mail from Blewzmann, the WT who he wtfpwned a while back in a multi-billion ISK battlecruiser : Yes I do have some nice friends here. I hope you and I don't meet again becasue you would… -
Kahega wins the NinjaLottery, Blewzmann loses all
First rule of Eve: Only undock with what you can afford to lose. This rule is violated every day by missionbears, who undock faction-fitted faction PvE battleships that represent the whole of their net worth in Eve.… -
War! Hoouh. Yeah.
A one-man wardec from the most amusing guy (insisting he is a girl) in Eve: What's brilliant about the whole thing is that Spank has been on NinjaFleet salvage operations before, and is now asking for money from… -
I made a carebear quit Eve. Yes, she gave me all her stuff.
That email in french from Ju'Ane d'Ellenarile that I got after killing her Hyperion? I should have looked at it more closely: 2009.08.29 03:54 embrassez mon âne à fourrure.. Babelfish translates it to "Kiss my rear with… -
Ju'Ane d'Ellenarile falls to NinjaRaven
(Author's note: I am posting this from a cellular-connected netbook moving at 75 MPH down a highway in the Southern US. If there are glitches or errors, they can be attributed to either a small keyboard or an unreliable… -
Change for Hope
(See what I did there? HopeChange? lulz.) So I was helping Logistical Nightmare pin Elizabeth hope. She spotted me (oh noes!) and taunted me in local. Elizabeth hope > /emote has paul clavet's stealth Bomber strapped to… -
JeepGeneral and jasia: You'd think they would learn.
Don't shoot at ninja salvagers. Bad things happen. One of my six or so scan hits is a missionrunning duo of jasia in a Megathron and JeepGeneral in a Dominix. It's a very large-single room mission with lots of waves of… -
NinjaFleet TearOp Report, July 3, 2009
Also titled: Don't shoot at NinjaFleet. Also titled: Don't make RL threats on Eve. Also titled: NinjaFleet gets rich. I'll keep this short and sweet, because it's very late and I'm tired. We had our regularly-scheduled… -
In which Drucore learns a valuable lesson
As the new Director of Salvage Operations for Suddenly Ninjas, I figured that it was important to get a team salvage operation going ASAP to fly the colors. Sometime I'll go over the mechanics of such operations, but…