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Sometimes the Bear Eats You

Posted in Combat, Ninja Salvaging, The More You Know on February 4, 2011 at 4:15 PM by khalia

"Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes the bear eats you." - Elwin Charles Roe, major league pitcher

Paul and I have never made any illusion that we are invincible, amazing players. His best line on this was, "We don't claim to be good PvPers. We just kill mission runners in hilarious ways." Like everyone else, we sometimes have a Really Bad Day. Yesterday was one of those days.

I moved to Ammold system, as Taru was getting used to my presence. I soon found a pair of mission runners running a Gone Berserk mission; an Abaddon and a Vargur. They brought in a third player in a Noctis, so I stole everything the Noctis tractored to himself, and dumped it into a jetcan. Near the end of the mission the Abaddon targets me and aligns to the station. I warp in my Orca to pick up the jet can and so I can swap into a gank ship if he fires.

With all the wrecks gone, he fires, and I jump into my Sacrilege. I had expected him to warp off, but I put a point on him and start firing. After a solid three minutes, I'm realizing that my single energy neut is not enough to break his tank. My alt looks at him with a ship scanner, and he has three Capacitor Control Circuit rigs and his midslots are full of cap rechargers.

It takes another ten minutes, but I manage to get my Orca back in range, and start adding more energy neutralizers to my ship, while also using my alt's ship scanner to monitor his capacitor level. I add a second neut, then a third, and finally a fourth. This severely gimps my DPS, and he still has enough capacitor recharge to pulse his armor repper to hold out against my DPS. I start trying to figure out how to get my Bhaalgorn out to me so I can swap into it.

While I'm planning, the Vargur pilot has returned and starts dropping ECM drones for the Abaddon. This is a fairly clever move, and I approve. I have to shoot the drones before he recalls them, and hope that the doesn't get a successful ECM cycle, breaking my lock.

Then, as I'm shooting the ECM drones once again:

Khalia Nestune, criminals are not welcome here!

What the hell? CONCORD arrives in scene and melts my Sacrilege. What just happened? My first assumption is that an aggression timer bug has happened, because of the passing of drones back and forth between the Vargur and the Abaddon. I even file a petition for this. Later I realize what actually happened: I shot one of the drones that the Vargur had dropped and not yet abandoned for the Abaddon. I had no aggression against the Vargur.

"But Khalia", you say, "didn't you get a pop-up warning about attacking a neutral?". I did not. Several days prior I had been attempting to suicide gank T3 ships as they undocked from station. I had disabled the warning, as the short delay could mean the difference between a hit and a miss due to warp.

I'm pretty ticked off at this point, so I dock all my characters. A few minutes later I realize that I could try to extend the aggression timer against the Abaddon by shooting the few wrecks that were left in the mission. So I board my Bhaalgorn (only ship I have in station), and undock.

The few people reading who have kept careful track are now screaming "Nooooooo!" at their computers. Because I had invoked CONCORD, I didn't have a regular aggression timer, I had a GCC. As soon as I undocked CONCORD spawned again and destroyed my billion ISK faction battleship. Fortunately I was able to get an alt to scoop the drops.

"But Khalia", you're asking, "didn't you see the bright red GCC timer in the upper left?". I didn't. I run three or more clients on two monitors, and client space is often at a premium. I had moved the chat window bar to the far left, over the aggression timer, system name, etc. I needed the extra space to work with the target indicators for all of the drones that I was targeting.

At this point I did the smart thing: I closed the client and went to read a book.

Losing the Sacrilege was annoying, but I was more upset because I thought CONCORD had spawned due to a bug. Losing the Bhaalgorn is painful. I have enough ISK to replace it several times over, but it's still a big expensive loss, and by my own carelessness.

What are the lessons to be learned here? First, don't turn off your CONCORD warning. Secondly, when you lose a ship, take a deep breath, stand up and walk around for a minute to clear your head. Mistakes are easier to make when you're upset. I also had some personal drama going on in real life, adding to my loss of perspective.

I'm not going to replace my Bhaalgorn immediately. To remind myself of this, I'm going to use a T1 battleship as my backup gank ship for a while. I have dozens of mission runner kills in my past with battlecruisers and T1 battleships, and I think it will be good to remember that an expensive tool is not always the best for the job.

Limbizquit Loses Faction-Fit Vargur, 500M Ransom to Paul Clavet

Posted in Combat, Ninja Salvaging, Video on January 31, 2011 at 11:20 PM by paul


(HD up to 1080p available!)

Killmail.

I'm pretty proud of this gank and the associated video. If you're a ninja who hasn't trained your scanning skills up, take a look and you'll see why they're crucial.

From the Mailbag: Ronin Noble's First Gank

Posted in Combat, Mail, Ninja Salvaging on January 30, 2011 at 5:13 PM by paul
Hey Paul,
I wanted to thank you, over the past couple of months i have been a avid reader of your blog. I always loved the way you would gank mission runners and its something iv always wanted to do, but never really set out to doin it.
until recently...
On Friday i decided stuff it I have nothing to lose, so i decided to setup shop in Dodixie Solar System and bought myself a cane and a probing ship. Friday was pretty slow with no1 biting, but i did encounter a guy that would just run 1 mission, never completing it just farming the rats. No matter what i did he would never target me, eventually he convoed me at we got talking. I played the nice guy with no money and continued to loot his wrecks which he didnt have much of a problem with.
So today i log on and see him in local, so i decided to warp to his bookmark and see if he was there. Luckily he was, so i thought i would change things up and started to "help" him clear the rats. When we were done i targetted him and prayed he had auto target on, BOOM jackpot he targetted me back. I started to orbit him and next thing he opens up on me, but immediately apologizes in chat saying that he thought I was a rat. I start seeing dollar signs and begin to open up on him, had my neuts and distruptor goin. He begins to beg in chat but this was a NAVY MEGATHRON and this was gonna be my 1ST SOLO KILL!! So he starts leaking into hull and i see he starts tanking a little so i start over heating and he shatters into a beautiful white plume of smoke.
At this point im having the mother of all adrenaline rushes and my hands were shaking, i open his wreck and cha-ching:
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=12382548#mail
So big thank you for inspiring me to try this, my 1st solo kill was a navy megathron and he dropped awesome loot valued over 500mil!
Never stop writing and i look forward to reading more of your devilous indevours!
Ronin out!

Paul Clavet’s First Three Hulk Ganks

Posted in Combat, Video on January 26, 2011 at 3:44 AM by paul

I don't know why I never got around to doing this before. It's a blast and a great way to burn excess security status!

I'm sure you've noticed the Suddenly Ninjas logo in the video. The rumors are true! I'll make a post about it tomorrow.

Gunbuster Rono donates his Apocalypse Navy Issue to Jerks

Posted in Combat, Duffers, Ninja Salvaging on January 24, 2011 at 11:12 PM by khalia

Three hours of ninja salvaging had gone by without a single mission runner shooting at me. I was getting desperate. When I scanned down an Apocalypse Navy Issue, I grabbed a gank Hurricane I had sitting around and warped in. Perhaps looting in a battlecruiser would get this guy all hot and bothered. Apparently it did, because he opened fire as soon as I looted.

Unfortunately my Hurricane isn't a match for a well-fit faction battleship, and I ended up warping out in structure.
 

 

I go grab my Sacrilege, and Gunbuster mouths off in local:

[ 2011.01.25 01:05:49 ] Gunbuster Rono > you better run!
[ 2011.01.25 01:09:59 ] Gunbuster Rono > just to let everyone know, Khalia Nestune is coming into missions and looting just so he can get you to attack. he wasn't able to kill me in his hurricane, though

He's left the mission but is still in system. I have written his scan id down, like all good probers do, so I scan him down to an asteroid belt. Thirty seconds later I have a point on him. Here begins a long, long battle. I get under his guns, but he turns everything off except his hardeners and pulses his armor repper. My single medium energy neutralizer isn't enough to entirely kill his capacitor because of this, so we stalemate staying at 100% armor.
 


 

Meanwhile, on Vent:

Khalia: "For the love of god, I can't break this Apoc Navy's tank!"
Paul: "Should I head down there?"
Khalia: "You may as well, I'm going to be here for a while."
Paul: "Ok... it's 16 jumps. Bringing the JerkTengu."

My next move is to warp in my alts - one in a Basilisk for shield/energy, the other in the Orca. I don't use the Basilisk right now as I don't need either cap transfer or any remote repair. The Orca has some junk modules in it from looting, so I locate a small energy neut and fit it up.
 

 

The second neut has no effect. I send my Basilisk alt off to purchase a medium energy neut from the next system over. That goes on soon enough, and has zero effect. We're now at 20 minutes and counting with his tank still not broken.

Khalia: "Paul, where the hell are you?"
Paul: "Getting you another medium neut and some ammo, you ungrateful jerk."

In local:

[ 2011.01.25 01:36:12 ] Gunbuster Rono > all this time you've wasted. you could've already found another prey to kill
[ 2011.01.25 01:38:19 ] Khalia Nestune > Patience is rewarded =)

 

Paul finally arrives, 30 minutes after I'd pointed the Apoc Navy Issue. He drops me a third energy neut - and forgets the ammo of course - and swaps ships with my Basilisk pilot. If Gunbuster shoots Paul when he transfers me energy, Paul can swap back into the Tengu and quickly end this internet space ship Mexican stand-off.

The third medium neut does the trick and his tank breaks. I offer a ransom of 400m, but he's wise to us dishonoring the ransom. What happens later means we end up with even more ISK than if he had paid ransom!

[ 2011.01.25 01:45:48 ] Khalia Nestune > 400m, or I pop it
[ 2011.01.25 01:46:10 ] Gunbuster Rono > you're going to pop it anyway
[ 2011.01.25 01:46:15 ] Khalia Nestune > not if you pay

So I continue to shoot him. Then, this happens:
 

 

Khalia: "What the hell... did he eject?!"
Paul: "Holy shit, yes he did. Stop shooting!"
Khalia: "Stoped. Can't board!"
Paul: "Stop targeting it... I'm in!"

 

Gunbuster gives his 600M Apocalypse Navy Issue to us and we're just agog about it. It isn't even a mistake, as he comments in local:
 


2011.01.25 01:48:40 ] Gunbuster Rono > forget it. you can have the ship
[ 2011.01.25 01:48:52 ] Khalia Nestune > o./
[ 2011.01.25 01:48:52 ] Gunbuster Rono > next time i just wont shoot you
[ 2011.01.25 01:50:03 ] Khalia Nestune > thanks dude!
[ 2011.01.25 01:50:05 ] Khalia Nestune > woo
[ 2011.01.25 01:50:15 ] Paul Clavet > He ejected, we own the ship now

 

Paul gives me the Apoc Navy, and I give him 100M ISK for his help. I'm still stunned. He had a lot of options - he could have self-destructed, denying us anything. He could have let it die, and we would have gotten some T2 modules. If he had friends, a remote-rep battleship with guns would have ended the whole thing.

 

 

 

Post Note: My girlfriend is a gamer, but she's not familiar with EVE. The previous night we're chatting on instant messenger, and I was explaining about mission runner 'piracy':

(11:44:59 PM) Khalia's girlfriend: can't you steal other people's ships and have a fleet or something?
(11:45:06 PM) Khalia: ?
(11:45:26 PM) Khalia: not sure what you're asking
(11:45:44 PM) Khalia's girlfriend: can you hijack a ship?
(11:45:54 PM) Khalia: not in the sense you mean
(11:46:13 PM) Khalia: you'd have to get the player to eject from his ship, and you'd have to eject from yours and then board his
(11:46:25 PM) Khalia: but there is really no reason to eject from your ship in a fight
(11:47:00 PM) Khalia: we do ransom people ("Give use xxxx $ or we blow you up")
(11:47:06 PM) Khalia: and then promptly blow them up anyways
(11:47:11 PM) Khalia's girlfriend: nice
(11:47:41 PM) Khalia's girlfriend: but I mean, what if the other person's ship is shinier and you want it. Can you take it if you wanted to?
(11:48:11 PM) Khalia: not really, no
(11:48:49 PM) Khalia's girlfriend: so you can rob and kidnap but there's no space piracy?
(11:49:07 PM) Khalia: piracy is blowing them up and taking whatever survives
(11:49:32 PM) Khalia's girlfriend: that's what i mean though
(11:49:46 PM) Khalia: can't get the ship complete tho

Men take note: Anything you tell your girl is impossible, she will prove you wrong.

Boomer2674 and Po Mofo Have a Bad Day

Posted in Combat, Delicious Tears, Ninja Salvaging on January 24, 2011 at 2:16 PM by khalia

I'm poking around Taru last night looking for some careless carebears, and up pops a Nightmare, Maelstrom and Raven all in one mission. Boomer2674 is by himself in the first room, slowboating to the next gate. I swipe some loot and off go the pop-pop of 1200mm Arties at me.

A minute later I'm back with my Sacrilege and shortly reduce his Maelstrom to scrap . His friends in the Raven and Nightmare have returned by now. As much as I want a Nightmare kill, I can't tank both it and the Raven, so I go to switch for the Bhaalgorn.

The smack starts up in local:

[ 2011.01.24 03:27:43 ] Boomer2674 > dont run you fucking pussy
[ 2011.01.24 03:28:55 ] Khalia Nestune > lawl
[ 2011.01.24 03:29:02 ] Boomer2674 > keep laughing bitch
[ 2011.01.24 03:29:04 ] Boomer2674 > come get some

The next two minutes are comprised of me warping in, finding them not there, waiting, warping out, warping back in just as they warp out, etc. I kill a few minutes looting Boomer's wreck and waiting for them.


[ 2011.01.24 03:35:05 ] Boomer2674 > come on pussy come get some
[ 2011.01.24 03:35:27 ] Boomer2674 > hahahah markus 3 volleys and your dead try it
[ 2011.01.24 03:35:42 ] Khalia Nestune > well clearly I wasn't gonna leave yo loots there
[ 2011.01.24 03:36:08 ] Boomer2674 > not worried about the loot. u can have it, just come back and get your ass kicked
[ 2011.01.24 03:36:32 ] Shadowsoze > ooh i wanna watch the battle
[ 2011.01.24 03:36:35 ] Shadowsoze > where's it going down
[ 2011.01.24 03:36:45 ] Boomer2674 > it wont go down because he's a bitch
[ 2011.01.24 03:36:57 ] Khalia Nestune > lawl
[ 2011.01.24 03:37:02 ] Khalia Nestune > you leave just as I show up

So finally I encounter the Nightmare pilot - Po Mofo - on the entry gate, but in an Apoc Navy. Boomer is in a Stabber along with the Raven pilot - in the next room.

[ 2011.01.24 03:38:57 ] Boomer2674 > sit your ass down clown
[ 2011.01.24 03:40:15 ] Boomer2674 > hahaha
[ 2011.01.24 03:40:21 ] Boomer2674 > come on pussy lets do this
[ 2011.01.24 03:40:47 ] Boomer2674 > i saw u on the way in, warp to your friend alread
[ 2011.01.24 03:40:50 ] Alcarius > WHERE THE FUCK AT?
[ 2011.01.24 03:41:13 ] Khalia Nestune > your apoc navy friend ain't gonna last
[ 2011.01.24 03:41:48 ] Khalia Nestune > buh-bye

I was thinking it might be a decent fight, but he melts rather rapidly. He tried to engage in a PvE fit faction ship? Hard fail there. Also notice the faction Target Painter (on a laser ship?) and T2 fitting rigs! I got four nice faction pulse lasers out of the deal.

Boomer and Raven-guy finally make it back, but won't engage me, and my agro has run out on them. Boomer cries about me switching ships, and I laugh all the way to the bank.

[ 2011.01.24 03:42:50 ] Khalia Nestune > bring it.
[ 2011.01.24 03:43:17 ] Boomer2674 > ya after you switched ships
[ 2011.01.24 03:43:20 ] Khalia Nestune > any day now
[ 2011.01.24 03:43:33 ] Khalia Nestune > yawn
[ 2011.01.24 03:43:53 ] Khalia Nestune > have fun then
[ 2011.01.24 03:43:54 ] Khalia Nestune > o/

Christmas Gift: Death of a Rattlesnake

Posted in Combat, Video on December 24, 2010 at 10:52 PM by khalia

Merry Christmas to all ninjas, looters, wreck thieves, suicide gankers, griefers and jerks.

Here's our gift to you: A video of a Rattlesnake that went boom after shooting at yours truly.

psyphirus likes to throw away ISK - fine by me

Posted in Combat, Duffers on December 14, 2010 at 7:33 PM by khalia

I finally got back into the Ninja lifestyle. After taking out a CNR and a Tengu on my first day, I moved location for variety.

I just purchased that truly evil of faction battleships, the Bhaalgorn, and was eager to give it a try. Running a mission in his Apocalypse, psyphirus gave me that chance. He had the sense to hold fire on my Vigil until one of his corp mates arrived (in another Apoc). Then they prompltly fled to the next system, also another favorite tactic.

My stealth alt observed them docking up... and then undocking and warping off in system. Another mission? Excellent. I extended agro and put probes out. There were a lot of Apocs in system so it took a few minutes, but in the end I found him and warped in with my new toy. Not surprisingly psyphirus quickly explodes. Then comes the usual "oh, it didn't matter to me" from the sore loser.

[01:09:46] psyphirus > lmao
[01:09:54] Khalia Nestune > indeed
[01:09:57] Khalia Nestune > I am amused
[01:10:45] psyphirus > good for you
[01:11:15] Khalia Nestune > roflmao
[01:11:18] Khalia Nestune > you were hulltanked?
[01:11:20] Khalia Nestune > LAWL
[01:12:18] psyphirus > nope
[01:12:25] psyphirus > look at the kill log
[01:12:30] psyphirus > actually read it
[01:13:00] Khalia Nestune > you carry around hull reps in cargo? that's still pretty funny
[01:13:20] psyphirus > you mean smart to repair damage if you get it
[01:13:22] Khalia Nestune > and you had hull damage when I shot you
[01:13:24] Khalia Nestune > hah
[01:13:29] psyphirus > and?
[01:13:37] psyphirus > your not really making a point
[01:13:41] Khalia Nestune > Yeah, see, most of us with brain repair BEFORE we undock
[01:13:52] Khalia Nestune > or before going to a mission
[01:14:08] psyphirus > a few points an't a problem, most can handle that
[01:14:17] psyphirus > just run along now
[01:14:35] Khalia Nestune > have fun buying a new apoc
[01:14:46] psyphirus > its easy money
[01:14:50] psyphirus > didn't hurt anything
[01:14:57] Khalia Nestune > good, shoot at me more =)
[01:15:17] psyphirus > oh i will :) but you'll prob run again
[01:15:33] Khalia Nestune > yes, I always defeat Apocs in Vigils

(Despite his claim, he actually had about 30% hull damage when I started on him. Noobs: They're so tasty.)

Remember kids, shooting at ninjas gets you killed. We have patience, skills, and evil intentions. And if you've got the ISK to throw away, we're happy to take it from you.

Graaatch: Working an Hour for Paul Clavet

Posted in Combat, Delicious Tears, Duffers, E-honor, Ninja Salvaging on November 18, 2010 at 11:28 PM by paul

So I had a couple of hours, and felt like ganking a carebear. I logged onto Eve and launched probes, finding a Rokh and two Golems within a minute. Knowing that a marauder would be clearing as it went, I held the Rokh until the end. The first Golem was finishing up and warped away soon after I arrived. The second Golem, flown by Graaatch, shot at me after I looted a couple of small wrecks. I evacuated my Vigil (actually it was Khalia's Vigil, but that's a long story) and retrieved the Sacrilege.

As I arrived, he warped out.

Oh well, I guess I'll go on to... wait a minute! Did he just warp to a planet?

I warped to Ruvas I at 0km. There he was.

I was actually a little worried at first. He was tanking me really well, and it was taking both my armor repairers to barely keep up with his damage.

As his tank started to break, I opened a convo with him. I will include the highlights, and give you a pastebin to the entire log at the end of the post.

Paul Clavet > How much is your ship worth to you?
Graaatch > for a rat...nothin...i has more
Paul Clavet > OK then
Paul Clavet > now that you're out of cap
Graaatch > are you planning on lettin me go for less than 50 mill
Paul Clavet > lessee... how much is a golem worth?
Paul Clavet > I'll take 450 mil
Graaatch > is not about how much its worth its about how much i have
Paul Clavet > I guess you don't have rich friends then?
Graaatch > i have no friends thats why im in a free corp
Paul Clavet > If you have an unfitted golem, contract it to me and I'll let this one go
Paul Clavet > or make me an offer
Graaatch > like i said...if you want 50mill or less i can do that but i dont have that kind of money and i dont have another golem...i have more ships like a rohk or orca but nothin like a golem
Paul Clavet > I'd take an orca
Graaatch > well...is fitted and carrying my hulk atm so im not going to give those up
Paul Clavet > your time is about to run out
Paul Clavet > you'd better make me an offer soon

I've gotten ransoms before, but I'd never had someone take me up on my suggestion to contract over assets in lieu of cash.

Paul Clavet > Contract the Orca with Hulk
Paul Clavet > it's worth less than your Golem
Paul Clavet > or you lose your Golem and fittings
Paul Clavet > one minute left
Graaatch > im lookin for it....
Paul Clavet > Found it?
Graaatch > yea but the hulks not in it
Paul Clavet > the orca and 50M then
Paul Clavet > quickly
Graaatch > ok h/o
Graaatch > is up

My contract icon blinks.

o/

Now then, to crack open this pinata and see what falls out...

Paul Clavet > SUDDENLY
Paul Clavet > BETRAYAL

Killmail. That's a solid billion-ISK ship. Shame the Pith B-Type XL Booster didn't drop.

Paul Clavet > Now then
Paul Clavet > what have we learned?
Graaatch > that some people are just douche bags and cant be trusted....that those people play big billy badass in the internet because irl they get picked on by everyone cause they cant do anything worthy of anyone
Paul Clavet > You are right, I do nothing cool IRL
Paul Clavet > Truly thou hast struck a mortal blow
Graaatch > figured
Paul Clavet > but thanks for the orca and faction mods
Graaatch > yea...get bent pizza face...try not to get raped by daddy tonight
Paul Clavet > Your tears are delicious. My cup overfloweth!

Now, I've gotten a few kills since my hiatus, but no quality tears. These are textbook grief-tears!

Graaatch > am i pist off yea....cause i lost my golem...a lil...mostly cause you cant trust people these days
Paul Clavet > Yeah, I mean if you can't trust the CEO of "Honorless Internet Jerks" then who CAN you trust?
Graaatch > idc who you are
Paul Clavet > Obviously not, because you trusted me.

Why do people get the impression that they can trust even their corpmates in Eve, much less some random guy that out-witted them?

Graaatch > me...i know enough....i can go ahead right now and buy a couple plexs and replace the golem and mods
Paul Clavet > I encourage you to do exactly that
Paul Clavet > you've fuelled my playtime for another six weeks
Graaatch > grats question is...can you afford to play without being a leach.....are you a leach on society as well and in EVE
Graaatch > i would imagine you are
Paul Clavet > Yep, I'm a total non-contributor both in eve and IRL. I've never done anything worthwhile in either realm
Graaatch > me....i dont have the time to play games like this all day...i work for a living
Paul Clavet > I would work for a living too if I was that terrible at games
Graaatch > go figure

I resisted the urge to tell him that at that point I had been logged in for 45 minutes out of the past week.

Graaatch > its not cause im terrible at games....its cause i wanna keep the mustang gt and chevy z71 in my driveway full with gas and the roof over my head
Paul Clavet > Go look under the passenger floorboard... you might find an orca to replace the one you gave away!

Ah, the old "my fail here doesn't matter because IRL I make lots of money!" routine.

Paul Clavet > Never forget that you fired first
Paul Clavet > You were obviously the aggressor
Graaatch > now...if i was TRYING to pvp...i would have been setup w/ a warp stab and a large neut

Wait, what?

Paul Clavet > So maybe you can figure out how much work-time it'll take you to recover the bil or so for the golem... then you can remember while you're at work that you're essentially working for me
Paul Clavet > So stop slacking!
Graaatch > hmm thats good but it will be 1 hr of work for 3x plexs
Paul Clavet > Yep!
Paul Clavet > An hour of work for Paul Clavet
Graaatch > i can deal w/ that
Paul Clavet > Well good, perhaps we can do this again sometime!

I can only hope that at work tomorrow, he remembers what happened here today, and thinks of me. And then gets the hell back to work. The slacker. Honestly, I don't know what I keep him around for.

Graaatch > like i said...i treat folks the way i want to be treated...i know full well the pvp of this game...i spent some time in 0.0....does everyone breat ransoms...no....we never did when i was runnin 0.0 space
Graaatch > break*
Paul Clavet > wait... you're claiming to have knowledge of pvp?
Paul Clavet > Is that why your idea of a PVP fit involves warp stabs?
Paul Clavet > Is that why you warp to zero on a planet then sit still?
Graaatch > do i pvp in high sec....no...when i do...its usually 1 person and a warp stab will get you out....if im runnin in a pack i dont....was i expecting you to follow....no
Paul Clavet > So I guess you DID learn something useful today!
Graaatch > but being in a bs....its a slow boat
Paul Clavet > I will send you a bill tomorrow.
Graaatch > ill be sure to ignore it and wait for your in game supena
Paul Clavet > You misspelled subpoena
Paul Clavet > but what do I know, right?
Graaatch > rofl so your a grammer nazi too
Graaatch > clasic
Paul Clavet > classic*

There was a little more chest-beating by Graaatch in response to my poking, and if you want to read the complete log, you can do so over at pastebin.

It was an hour well-spent in Eve. The Orca was transported by an alt to Jita, where it sold for 350 million ISK. My total take was approximately 475 million.

Snipehamster downs a Raven, reaps tears

Posted in Combat, Delicious Tears, E-honor, Ninja Salvaging on November 11, 2010 at 3:15 PM by khalia

I've been slowly getting back into Eve. So today I'm logged on and Snipehamster in The Ninja Alliance is having some trouble finding a Raven wreck on d-scan in Balginia. I offer to warp down with my pimp'd covops and scan for him, and he agrees.

I find the raven wreck by finding the nearby drones, and it turns out the Raven pilot, Rediska2, is back in his mission with another Raven. Snipehamster and I warp in and loot his Raven wreck. He then fires on Snipehamster's Vigil.

[ 2010.11.11 20:23:56 ] Rediska2 > get away from here
[ 2010.11.11 20:26:52 ] Johanes Miller > mmm loots
[ 2010.11.11 20:26:54 ] Johanes Miller > thanks dude
[ 2010.11.11 20:27:10 ] Rediska2 > next time i'll hit you
[ 2010.11.11 20:27:23 ] Johanes Miller > sure...

So I warp back to keep an eye on Rediska2 while Snipehamster goes for a PVP cane. He's back in a flash, points Rediska2, and his Raven falls like a rock - the Raven starting with 70% armor damage!

Snipehunter goes for the ransom, but Rediska2 says nothing, and pop goes the Raven - to the rats still shooting him.

[ 2010.11.11 20:36:31 ] Snipehamster > 40 mil or your raven dies.
[ 2010.11.11 20:36:39 ] Snipehamster > 30 seconds.
[ 2010.11.11 20:37:13 ] Rediska2 > mother fucker
[ 2010.11.11 20:37:19 ] Johanes Miller > hahahah
[ 2010.11.11 20:38:06 ] Drak Kron > lol
[ 2010.11.11 20:38:11 ] Drak Kron > well played
[ 2010.11.11 20:39:05 ] Johanes Miller > we let the rats kill him... again

Rediska2 ragelogs, but a local gets all hot and bothered about this, to our general amusement.

[ 2010.11.11 20:39:56 ] el toppolino > i take it you killed a guy in mission and got aggro ?
[ 2010.11.11 20:40:35 ] Johanes Miller > his raven was hilarity fit
[ 2010.11.11 20:40:50 ] el toppolino > he is young
[ 2010.11.11 20:40:54 ] Johanes Miller > Neutron blaster on a raven, lol
[ 2010.11.11 20:40:56 ] el toppolino > and had no intention to pvp
[ 2010.11.11 20:41:08 ] el toppolino > try real pvp
[ 2010.11.11 20:41:15 ] Johanes Miller > he shot, that's usually intent to pvp =)
[ 2010.11.11 20:41:17 ] el toppolino > killing noobs is so 90s
[ 2010.11.11 20:41:24 ] el toppolino > and needs no skills
[ 2010.11.11 20:41:50 ] Johanes Miller > but tears are juicy and sweet
[ 2010.11.11 20:42:00 ] el toppolino > i prefer thrill and good fights
[ 2010.11.11 20:42:04 ] el toppolino > then i am proud
[ 2010.11.11 20:42:07 ] Drak Kron > thats what your mom said
[ 2010.11.11 20:42:37 ] Snipehamster > Thrill? You mean like dodging battleship fire in a tankless frigate?
[ 2010.11.11 20:42:41 ] Snipehamster > :V
[ 2010.11.11 20:42:43 ] el toppolino > those kids today
[ 2010.11.11 20:43:03 ] el toppolino > they fear real pvp in lowsec wars or 0.0
[ 2010.11.11 20:43:05 ] Johanes Miller > oh man, he ragelogged
[ 2010.11.11 20:43:10 ] el toppolino > and are happy to kill noobs
[ 2010.11.11 20:43:47 ] Johanes Miller > they make nice crunchy sounds and kick and scream
[ 2010.11.11 20:44:06 ] Snipehamster > He fired first (at a vigil with less than 900 ehp) - I don't think either of us was looking for a fair fight
[ 2010.11.11 20:44:19 ] el toppolino > we all know why he fired
[ 2010.11.11 20:44:35 ] Snipehamster > Because I looted the wreck of the last raven he lost. :V
[ 2010.11.11 20:44:36 ] el toppolino > cheap tricks to get aggro
[ 2010.11.11 20:44:43 ] Johanes Miller > exactly
[ 2010.11.11 20:44:55 ] Snipehamster > looting a wreck is a cheap trick? since when?
[ 2010.11.11 20:44:57 ] Johanes Miller > we scanned down his drones to get the old wreck, we didn't think he'd be there
[ 2010.11.11 20:45:25 ] el toppolino > i couldnt be proud to kill a noob who isnt able to spell raven really
[ 2010.11.11 20:45:45 ] Johanes Miller > proud? I'm in it for the lolz
[ 2010.11.11 20:45:59 ] el toppolino > you sound proud dont you
[ 2010.11.11 20:46:09 ] Snipehamster > I'm less than 2 months old, and this was my first BS kill. Pride is pretty accurate tbh
[ 2010.11.11 20:46:14 ] el toppolino > else you wouldnt tell your story here
[ 2010.11.11 20:46:26 ] Johanes Miller > proud is what I do in real life, the game is fun and lolz
[ 2010.11.11 20:46:42 ] el toppolino > its the same
[ 2010.11.11 20:46:53 ] Johanes Miller > the game is real life?
[ 2010.11.11 20:46:56 ] el toppolino > try stealing from your corp
[ 2010.11.11 20:47:04 ] el toppolino > it will hunt you your whole eve life
[ 2010.11.11 20:47:36 ] Johanes Miller > wonders if he should mention that he is actually the alt of a well known corp infiltrator
[ 2010.11.11 20:47:51 ] Snipehamster > wonders how you steal from an NPC corp
[ 2010.11.11 20:48:26 ] el toppolino > see it has nothing to do with fun its your personality
[ 2010.11.11 20:48:31 ] Johanes Miller > yeah
[ 2010.11.11 20:48:35 ] Johanes Miller > I'm a jerk
[ 2010.11.11 20:48:37 ] Johanes Miller > and proud of it
[ 2010.11.11 20:48:38 ] Johanes Miller > :D
[ 2010.11.11 20:48:45 ] el toppolino > now you got it
[ 2010.11.11 20:48:48 ] el toppolino > no friends
[ 2010.11.11 20:48:50 ] el toppolino > fat
[ 2010.11.11 20:48:53 ] Johanes Miller > HAHA
[ 2010.11.11 20:49:09 ] Johanes Miller > tell me more about how miserable my life is
[ 2010.11.11 20:49:21 ] Snipehamster > Aww yeah, playground insults. Someone's running out of ideas :3
[ 2010.11.11 20:49:49 ] el toppolino > i dont see any insults...
[ 2010.11.11 20:49:57 ] Nete > hahah
[ 2010.11.11 20:50:04 ] Snipehamster > >.>
[ 2010.11.11 20:50:10 ] el toppolino > try to be like me
[ 2010.11.11 20:50:23 ] el toppolino > work your way up in an alliance
[ 2010.11.11 20:50:26 ] el toppolino > fc
[ 2010.11.11 20:50:34 ] el toppolino > get a name in eve
[ 2010.11.11 20:50:47 ] el toppolino > you wont get that for killing noobs
[ 2010.11.11 20:50:47 ] Johanes Miller > I've never heard of you
[ 2010.11.11 20:51:05 ] Johanes Miller > Snipe, you heard of this guy?
[ 2010.11.11 20:51:06 ] Nete > i've never heard of EVE... what's that?
[ 2010.11.11 20:51:31 ] Snipehamster > nope. His shiny blue allcaps bio makes him look pretty hard though. I wouldn't mess with this guy tbh
[ 2010.11.11 20:52:22 ] Johanes Miller > anyone with 'el' in the name must be cool, amirite?
[ 2010.11.11 20:52:30 ] Drak Kron > ^^