Wardecs and Mails
Hello again all. In lieu of not having many recent PvP posts, I give you one of my more recent projects, and its results.
Basically, for this project, what I do, is go around a high sec system capable of supporting a POS. This means .5-.7 space. Once there, fly to each moon of each planet in turn, and look at the POSs there. Find the ones that don't have guns, or have a crapload of labs (faction towers are juicy). Next find what corp that POS belongs to, and mail them a ransom for the tower, stating you'll blow it up if they don't pay. Should look something like this:
Then, you should get a response like this:
To which you should respond like this :) :
Finally, you may, or may not get a final response, which may or may not look like this:
And that completes the process. :)
I'd like to Thank Khalia here for providing me with a nice laugh. I alt-tabbed back into EVE after an extended afk session, and saw this:
So yeah. There's my new project. One hour's work turned into 3 wardecs. Bear in mind I did not ask 100 mill for all of those towers. I assessed the condition / modules active before arriving at a price.
lmfao
Give 'em hell!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Awesome job XD
GIVE ME NOW 10 MILLIONS, YOU LITTLE CRAP, OR I'LL KILL YOUR CAT !!
You should never have threatened the biggest-mightest-fastest, and probably most stupid french alliance of all the times in Eve Online.
You know, my oncle work in CCP. And my grandmother too. They are GM's, and I will probably ask them to kick-ban-sodo-gravier (as they said when they're drunk) you and aaaaaaallllll your corpmates as soon as possible.
And I know very well Tartiflette Olafson, the senior producer. Maybe if I ask, he could burn you and eat your head, who knows.
Unless you give me 10 Millions...
I can't decide whether or not you're actually trying to troll me : /
I just lolz when i see that you can't make the difference between Caplocks and bigger fonts size than 10p
This is so ridiculous .... but you guy deserve's this funny medal
bug, don't bother, he will learn that difference in a few years when he'll be in age to go to school!
i am the nasty GrandMother of ananas hasbecome and the advice i can give you is to pay hin because we are sodo-gravier experts and believe me, people who have already experienced it (ask your sister) is very painful, aside not being able to walk for days... but i'l guess you have experienced it before... so pay fast! i'm 88 now and i did sodo-gravier people before you were even born (to be alive)
carnaval spirit will find and destroy your ass if sodo gravier doesn't manage to. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!
Well, we probably laughed more than you when we saw a noobish alliance threatening one of our corps.
Maybe we should have waited to see you would never dare to attack.
Otherwise, no doubt you would have been destroyed and podkilled ;).
LOOK @ MY BEAR TEEF. I WILL DESTROY YOUR LIFE. That's what you sound like. :)
Half of these comments are nonsense. Well, almost all of them, to be completely honest. Best of luck in your wars, Paul, if these commentators are any measure of what you are up against, I expect better than catching Charon's on autopilot. =)
Cept' I'm not paul.