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So today I was out doing the usual - stealing people's stuff... Selling it...

I came across a Dominix that had evidently just finished his mission. I noticed a little late that he was attempting to power to a can in front of his ship, so I hit the afterburner, and went over to investigate.

I peeked in the can, and realized why he was trying to get to it - a Special Delivery! This is a mission item. Normally, it's worth about 10m on contracts, and I don't remember the name of the missionrunner after I dock, so up it goes on public contracts. I also drop a line in local to make sure I did what I could to get it back to him.

A few minutes pass, and this arrives:

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From: AtreusIII
Sent: 2010.05.14 01:11
To: Captain Charismatic,

is there any particular reason for you stealing my mission item? i would like it back

My response:

Mission item
From: Captain Charismatic
Sent: 2010.05.14 01:12
To: AtreusIII,

Special Delivery - There it is.

Finally, this is where it gets amusing. I believe he let loose some tears here... And I didn't even do anything for them:

Re: Mission item
From: AtreusIII
Sent: 2010.05.14 01:20
To: Captain Charismatic,

hahahaha thats cute. Sorry little buddy but that isnt happening. Good luck trying to do anything with that because no one's going to buy it. I really feel bad for you! a friendly suggestion>>>>>>stop flying around doing dumb things like this because no one is goin to want to hang around you! that and you will most likely die a lot!

There it is folks.

- Oh, also, I finally have my Tengu. :)

2 Responses

  1. paritybit

    Those aren't really tears; or they're tears of pity ... he feels sorry for you.

  2. Captain Charismatic

    And I feel sorry for him. Locked into that bearish cycle... Accept.. Complete, Accept, Complete....