My Loot, Your Tears

If you're reading MLYT, you've not only proven yourself to be of incredibly good taste, but you've opened up a world of possibilities to do business with Honorless Internet Jerks in a variety of ways.

You can:

Join Honorless Internet Jerks - The requirements, while not difficult to meet, are very specific because we are seeking a very specific type of player. Read carefully before you apply. Contact Paul Clavet via Eve Mail or at paul@mylootyourtears.com if interested.

Make Money Finding Offline POS Towers - A guide can be found here. If Honorless Internet Jerks acts on your intel and takes down an offline tower, you'll be paid 20% of the loot. It's an easy way to make hundreds of millions of ISK for practically no effort. Contact Khalia Nestune via Eve Mail if interested.

Make Money Finding Infiltration Targets - I just realized that my post advertising this service was only made on the Suddenly Ninjas insider forums and not on MLYT. I'll eventually correct this, but the TLDR version is: Find me a wormhole corp that has assets floating inside the POS shield, unsecured. I'm especially interested in capitals, Orcas, and T3 ships. Corporation must have at least 20 members and be recruiting. If Honorless Internet Jerks act on your intel, you'll be paid 20% of whatever we yoink. This can potentially be in the billions. For best results, leave a character in a scan ship inside the wormhole until we can get back to you. Contact Paul Clavet via Eve mail or at paul@mylootyourtears.com if interested.

This entry was posted on August 22, 2010 at 2:34 PM by paul and is filed under Incredible Offers!.