For the Hat Trick: Fabian Akbar loses a Domi
Yes, this makes three kills in one night: Nighthawk, Megatron, Dominix.
Too many Dominix in Dodixie. They're like the Ford Escort of mission running ships - everywhere, everyone uses them. And they rarely shoot. But I check them out anyways.
So I find one deep into a mission, four gates in. I'm not expecting much, but d-scan shows he is using Federation Navy Ogres. Rich guys usually shoot! I pop in and steal some loot, and he locks and fires.
Back with the Abbadon, and it takes a long time to get it through four gates, but Fabian doesn't leave, and so I lock him up and pew him down to structure. Then he opens a convo with me.
[ 2010.01.10 05:32:58 ] Khalia Nestune > 200m or your ship dies
[ 2010.01.10 05:32:59 ] Fabian Akbar > hey
[ 2010.01.10 05:33:09 ] Khalia Nestune > waiting
[ 2010.01.10 05:33:18 ] Fabian Akbar > lol on a 40 mil ship with t1 stuff im so scared
[ 2010.01.10 05:33:24 ] Khalia Nestune > ok works for me
(I pop the ship)
[ 2010.01.10 05:34:03 ] Khalia Nestune > thanks for the donation
(He closes the chat)
His loot does have some T2 mods, and better, 4 of the Fed Navy Ogres - which are about 5-7m each on contracts. I decide to evemail him some taunts. And use some of his ridiculous bio in it.
thanks again
From: Khalia Nestune
Sent: 2010.01.10 05:36
To: Fabian Akbar,
And I hear that they do good surgery for that ingrown penis thing.
Oh, and you seem to have forgotten those T2 mods and drones. Tasty!
I get some of the usual "oh it didn't hurt me" back from him. Apparently these guys also can't conceive that a 30 year old engineer making around six-figures would be shoot at them =)
lol
From: Fabian Akbar
Sent: 2010.01.10 05:41
To: Khalia Nestune,
darn it i lost a mission dominix! lol little kids are always fun to run in to! i think you better go to bed dont want your mommie yelling at you! night night! lol
Thanks Fabian. I look forward to taking your next mission Dominix away from you.
Glad I reminded you to scoop the fed navy drones =)
Yes, thank you!