My Loot, Your Tears

Khalia here again. Occasionally we in Suddenly Ninjas get tears even when not salvaging. Here's a nice encounter with a big e-peen fellow named Psymn. I enjoyed how Dodixie local stepped in for some smack on him, too.

Enjia Fullblood > there actually is more money in the wrecks then the mission
Psymn > i know
Enjia Fullblood > go figure right?
Khalia Nestune > I hang around and make sure runners shoot every wreck. And the cans too, since I'll loot those. If they want to play that way, I'll make sure neither of us gets anything =)
Psymn > i have friends that salvage
Enjia Fullblood > i salvage as i go, so nothing really for the ninjas
Psymn > no, runners make sure you get nothing, we get bounties
Min Jen > actually you waste ammo and time shooting the wrecks
Psymn > ammo, lol
Min Jen > just ignore them and blitz the mission
Rhivre > I salvage after the mission, so if I lose one once in a while...meh
Tannumah > ill make sure to get your mission item Psymn for being a dumbass, come back to Auvergne
Faeyth > just pack a domi
Faeyth > salvage as you go
Faeyth > easy peasy
Psymn > i just have a laugh as the wrecks dissapear as the get to them, thats the only thing that pisses me off, when they dont accept comm and i cant say things like' omg that wreck just dissapeared' and 'dont shoot my wrecks asshole'
Khalia Nestune > I solve that by orbiting the person salvaging, and salvaging them as they bring them to me =)
Faeyth > depends on how many salvagers you got and how many i have
Faeyth > usually have at least 2- 3 salvaegers
Khalia Nestune > With my skills and implants? I win every time.
Khalia Nestune > Minimum four =)
Psymn > 4 month old player talking about skills lol
Rhivre > well, tbh, if they go to the effort of probing down my mission, then I might even send them some spirits and tobacco afterwards :p but, for me, missions are just a way of killing time between trading
Khalia Nestune > Yes, because *clearly* it takes more than 4 months to training Salvaging V.
Faeyth > nice choice of skills
Rhivre > I had this char to all ewar skills at 4 within 4 months, so ninja salvaging takes a lot less time
Psymn > you dont have salvaging 5
Faeyth > thats his choice mate
Khalia Nestune > ORLY
Khalia Nestune > What, you hacked into my account now?
Psymn > i doubt you do
Khalia Nestune > I doubt you have a dick, too
Psymn > O.o
Enjia Fullblood > And there goes the convesation!!
Enjia Fullblood > lol
Khalia Nestune > But I am as likely to be able to prove that as you my skills heh
Faeyth > LOL
Psymn > ask your mom about my dick
Enjia Fullblood > /emote makes a PB&J and watches the flame war
Khalia Nestune > I did, she showed me the box she keeps it in
Rhivre > lol...now its the "mom" comments :p
Enjia Fullblood > oh a mom comment, classic flame war posture
Psymn > you mom made a plater cast of my dick?
Psymn > plaster*
Psymn > understandible
Rhivre > I miss dodixie chat in Verge Vendor....no chat for 5 hours in one system last night :o
Enjia Fullblood > psymen makes a weak comeback how will his opponent respond?
Khalia Nestune > you might want to check again, son, the plaster is what you have left down there =)
Enjia Fullblood > OH BODY BLOW!
AschenDTD > nice
Enjia Fullblood > he's staggering
Khalia Nestune > Griefing is what we do, this is par for the course
Enjia Fullblood > can he recover folks?
Psymn > well, every ninja that crashed my mission was on comm silence
Khalia Nestune > no, apparently he could not
Enjia Fullblood > doesn't look like it
Enjia Fullblood > he might be down for the count..
Enjia Fullblood > 1....
Enjia Fullblood > 2...
Enjia Fullblood > 3...
Khalia Nestune > and with that FAIL, I need to go reprocess the 8500m3 of loot from tonight's looting
Enjia Fullblood > ding ding, this fight is over!
Psymn > process loot?
Enjia Fullblood > khalia is the reigning flame war champion! WHAT A FAG!
Psymn > you must get ganked alot
Enjia Fullblood > I SAID IT WAS OVER!
Enjia Fullblood > geez
Psymn > waht?
Enjia Fullblood > you lost

My contract icon starts blinking, and I see this contract from Rhivre:

Khalia Nestune > rofl @ Rhivre
Khalia Nestune > grats, dude
Rhivre > You are welcome :)
Psymn > there is no loss, he cant win when he set himself up with dick based comments
Enjia Fullblood > nope, you lost
Enjia Fullblood > sorry
Psymn > i checked your bio, unfortunetly you do not appear to be qualified to referee
Psymn > sorry
Rhivre > Well, as the fluffiest person in dodixie, I am assistant referee, and I concur with the original decision
Rhivre > /emote waves red card at Psymn
Psymn > and tbh, he lost the second he said i had no dick, if thats not a sign of him losing it then i say the judgement was biased
Enjia Fullblood > referee challenge fails!
Rhivre > well, you might be a girl?

This entry was posted on July 20, 2009 at 3:13 AM by khalia and is filed under Delicious Tears.